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UNBELIEVABLE

"STAYIN' ALIVE

OI! VERSION"

7" EP - EARACHE RECORDS [1994]

"TOP 40 HITS"

CD

EARACHE

RECORDS [1995]

"40 MORE REASONS TO HATE US"

CD - EARACHE

RECORDS [1996]

ANAL CUNT / EYEHATEGOD

SPLIT 7" EP - HYDRA HEAD RECORDS [1997]

"I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE"

CD - EARACHE

RECORDS [1997]

"MORBID FLORIST"

[REISSUE]

CD

RELAPSE RECORDS

[1998]

"IT JUST GETS WORSE"

CD

EARACHE RECORDS

[1999]

ANAL CUNT /

THE RAUNCHOUS BROTHERS

SPLIT 7" EP - MENACE

TO SOBRIETY R. [2000]

"THRASH OF

THE TITANS"

LP

COMPILATION KNOW RECORDS [2000]

ANAL CUNT / FLÄCHENBRAND

SPLIT 7" EP REGURGITATED SEMEN RECORDS [2001]

"DEFENDERS OF THE HATE"

7" EP - MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS [2001]

"13 BANDS

WHO THINK

YOU'RE GAY"

LP COMPILATION MENACE TO SOBRIETY

RECORDS [2004]

"DEFENDERS OF THE HATE"

CD

MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS

[2007]

"MORBID FLORIST"

7" EP / CD SINGLE  - RELAPSE RECORDS [1993]

7" EP TRACKLIST:

 

SIDE A:

1. SOME SONGS

2. UNBELIEVABLE

3. SONG #6

 

SIDE B:

1. RADIO HIT

2. SOME MORE SONGS

3. I DON'T WANNA DANCE

4. EVEN MORE SONGS

5. MORRISEY

6. GUY LOMBARDO

 

CD SINGLE TRACKLIST:

 

1. SOME SONGS

2. SONG #5

3. CHUMP CHANGE

4. SLOW SONG FROM SPLIT 7"

5. UNBELIEVABLE

6. SIEGE

7. GRATEFUL DEAD

8. I DON'T WANNA DANCE

9. EVEN MORE SONGS

10. RADIO HIT

11. SOME MORE SONGS

12. MORRISEY

13. SONG #6

14. GUY LOMBARDO

 

 

RADIO HIT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

WHY WON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE

ALWAYS DRIVING UP TO MASS OR HARASS ME ON THE PHONE

I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND I CAN'T STAND YOU

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY

I'VE TRIED SAYING FUCK OFF AND EVEN LIED AND SAID I'M GAY

YOU'RE TOTALLY ANNOYING WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"EVERYONE SHOULD BE KILLED"

CD/LP - EARACHE RECORDS [1993]

1. SOME SONGS

2. SOME MORE SONGS

3. BLUR INCLUDING NEW H.C. SONG

4. EVEN MORE SONGS

5. TIM

6. JUDGE

7. SPIN CYCLE

8. SONG #8

9. PAVAROTTI

10. UNBELIEVABLE

11. MUSIC SUCKS

12. NEWEST H.C. SONG #1

13. CHIFFON AND CHIPS

14. GUY SMILEY

15. SETH

16. "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE A.C. ANY MORE

SINCE THEY SIGNED TO EARACHE"

17. A. EX. A BLUR

18. G.M.O.T.R.

19. I'M WICKED UNDERGROUND

20. BLUR INCLUDING G

21. SHUT UP MIKE

22. ABOMINATION OF UNNECESSARILY AUGMENTED COMPOSITION MONICKERS

23. RADIO HIT

24. LOSER

25. WHEN I THINK OF TRUE PUNK ROCK BANDS,

I THINK OF NIRVANA AND THE MELVINS

26. EDDY GRANT

27. MTV IS MY SOURCE FOR NEW MUSIC

28. SONG TITLES ARE FUCKING STUPID

29. HAVING TO MAKE UP SONG TITLES SUCK

30. "WELL YOU KNOW, MEAN GENE..."

31. SONG *5

32. IRON FUNERAL

33. CHAPEL OF GRISTLE

34. HELLBENT FOR LEATHERMAN

35. ALCOHOLIC

36. CHUMP CHANGE

37. SLOW SONG FROM SPLIT 7#

38. LES BINKS HAIRSTYLE

39. NEWEST H.C. SONG #2

40. GREATFUL DEAD

41. AGING DISGRACEFULLY

42. BRUTALLY MORBID AXE OF SATAN

43. SURFER

44. YOU MUST BE WICKED UNDERGROUND IF YOU OWN THIS

45. CHOKE EDGE

46. OTIS SISTRUNK

47. RUSSTY KNOIFE

48. FRED BASH

49. GUESS WHICH 10 OF THESE ARE ACTUAL SONG TITLES

50. OUR BAND IS WICKED SICK (WE HAVE THE FLU)

51. GUY LE FLEUR

52. SONG #3

53. EMPIRE SANDWICH SHOP

54. MORRISEY

55. SELLING OUT BY HAVING SONG TITLES ON HIS ALBUM

56. GRINDCORE IS VERY TERRIFYING

57. SONG #6

58. GUY LOMBARDO

 

 

SONG #8

(by Seth Putnam)

 

EVERY

GIRL

SHOULD BE

KILLED

 

EVERY

GIRL

SHOULD BE

KILLED

 

RADIO HIT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

WHY WON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE

ALWAYS DRIVING UP TO MASS OR HARASS ME ON THE PHONE

I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND I CAN'T STAND YOU

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY

I'VE TRIED SAYING FUCK OFF AND EVEN LIED AND SAID I'M GAY

YOU'RE TOTALLY ANNOYING WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"STAYIN' ALIVE OI! VERSION"

7" EP - EARACHE RECORDS [1994]

SIDE A:

1. STAYIN' ALIVE (OI! VERSION)

 

SIDE B:

1. PEPE THE GAY WAITER

2. FLOWER SHOP GUY

3. SCHNAUF

 

 

SCHNAUF

(a cappella redition with altered lyrics of "SHOUT",

originally written and performed by TEARS FOR FEARS in 1984)

 

SCHNAUF, SCHNAUF,

LET IT ALL OUT

LET  YOUR GALLON BOTTLE AND YOUR SANDWICH HANG OUT

 

COME  ON

I'M TALKING TO YOU

COME ON

 

SCHNAUF, SCHNAUF,

LET IT ALL OUT

LET  YOUR GALLON BOTTLE AND YOUR SANDWICH HANG OUT

 

COME  ON

I'M TALKING TO YOU

COME ON

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"TOP 40 HITS"

CD - EARACHE RECORDS [1995]

1. SOME HITS

2. SOME MORE HITS

3. PEPE, THE GAY WAITER

4. EVEN MORE HITS

5. M.J.C.

6. FLOWER SHOP GUY

7. LIVING COLOUR IS MY FAVORITE BLACK METAL BAND

8. LENNY'S IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

9. STAYIN' ALIVE (OI! VERSION)

10. BENCHPRESSING THE EFFECTS ON KEVIN SHARP'S VOCALS

11. JOSUE

12. DELICIOUS FACE STYLE

13. #19 TO GO

14. "STEALING SETH'S IDEAS" THE NEW BOOK BY JON CHANG

15. MORBID DEAD GUY

16. BELIEVE IN THE KING

17. DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAP CORE

18. SHUT UP MIKE, PT. 2

19. HEY, AREN'T YOU GARY SPIVEY?

20. BREASTFEEDING JM J. BULLOCK'S TOENAIL COLLECTION

21. FORE PLAY WITH A TREE SHREDDER

22. 2 DOWN 5 TO GO

23. I LIKED EARACHE BETTER WHEN DIG ANSWERED THE PHONE

24. BRAIN DEAD

25. NEWEST H.C. SONG #3

26. THE SULTRY WAYS OF STEVE BERGER

27. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)

28. LIVES RUINED BY MUSIC

29. STILL A FRESHMAN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

30. I'M STILL STANDING

31. ART FAG

32. JOHN

33. NEWEST H.C. SONG #4

34. SONG #9 (INSTRUMENTAL)

35. CLEFT PALATE

36. THEME FROM THE A-TEAM

37. OLD LADY ACROSS THE HALL WITH NO LIFE

38. SHUT UP PAUL

39. LAZY EYE (ONCE A HANK, ALWAYS A HANK)

40. AMERICAN WOMAN

 

 

SHUT UP MIKE , PT. 2

(by Bratface and AxCx)

 

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI

I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD

AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS

I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING

YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTH

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE

 

MIKE MAHAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

 

ART FAG

(by Seth Putnam and Paul Kraynak)

 

HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS

HE WRITES POETRY

HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK

UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

 

HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT

HE DYES IT JET BLACK

WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN

JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE

 

HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH

BUT WITH A MUSTACHE

HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

 

AMERICAN WOMAN

(Originally by The Guess Who, 1970)

 

[VERSE 1]

AMERICAN WOMAN

STAY AWAY FROM ME

AMERICAN WOMAN

MAMA, LET ME BE

 

DON'T COME AROUND MY DOOR

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE

I GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

THAN SPEND MY TIME FUCKING YOU

 

NOW WOMAN

I SAID STAY AWAY

AMERICAN WOMAN

LISTEN WHAT I SAY

 

[VERSE 2]

AMERICAN WOMAN

GET AWAY FROM ME

AMERICAN WOMAN

MAMA, LET ME BE

 

DON'T COME AROUND MY DOOR

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE

COLORED LIGHTS CAN HYPNOTIZE

SPARKLE SOMEONE ELSE'S EYES

 

NOW WOMAN

I SAID GET AWAY

AMERICAN WOMAN

LISTEN WHAT I SAY

 

[OUTRO]

AMERICAN WOMAN

STAY AWAY FROM ME

AMERICAN WOMAN

LET ME BE

 

AMERICAN WOMAN

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"40 MORE REASONS TO HATE US"

CD - EARACHE RECORDS [1996]

1. FACE IT, YOU'RE A METAL BAND

2. PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN

3. KILL WOMEN

4. STEROIDS GUY

5. EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED

6. I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

7. DEAD, GAY, AND DROPPED

8. YOU LOOK DIVORCED

9. I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED

10. MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

11. TRAPPED

12. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

13. PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT

14. AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

15. BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

16. HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY

17. YOU FUCKING FREAK

18. THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY

19. JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

20. EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB

21. I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

22. JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISEY

23. METAMORPHOSIS

24. I'M SICK OF YOU

25. HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD

26. YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY

27. TOM ARNOLD

28. I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

29. BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

30. MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

31. YOUR FAMILY IS DUMB

32. FURNACE

33. YOU'RE DUMB

34. VAN FULL OF RETARDS

35. DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

36. EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE IS STUPID

37. DUMB, FAT, & GROSS

38. I'M NOT STUBBORN

39. MIKE MAHAN'S STY

40. 02657

41. GLOVES OF METAL (DUET WITH PHILIP ANSELMO)

42. BONUS TRACK

 

 

FACE IT YOU'RE A METAL BAND

 (by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HARDCORE,

YOU'RE NOT AVANT GARDE

YOU'RE NOT PUNK ROCK,

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD

 

YOU'RE NOT SOMETHING SPECIAL,

YOU'RE NOT SOMETHING NEW

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING GOOD,

FACE IT YOU'RE A METAL BAND

 

 

PUNCHING JOE BONNI'S FACE IN

 (by Seth Putnam)

 

IN ALL YOUR REVIEWS YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT YOURSELF

NO ONE REALLY CARES HOW DRUNK OR HIGH YOU ARE

YOU ALWAYS WRITE ABOUT THE DUMBEST FUCKING BANDS

IT FIGURES YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON

 

YOU TRY AND TAKE OVER EVERYTHING YOU'RE INVOLVED IN

YOU STARTED A NEW COLUMN BECAUSE YOUR CAMERA GOT BROKEN

ARE YOU GONNA START A NEW COLUMN

WHEN I PUNCH YOUR FACE IN?

 

 

KILL WOMEN

 (by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

KILL WOMEN - DIE

KILL WOMEN - DIE

KILL WOMEN - DIE

BITCH

 

KILL WOMEN - DIE

KILL WOMEN - DIE

KILL WOMEN - DIE

BITCH

 

 

STEROIDS GUY

 (by Seth Putnam)

 

NO WRITTEN LYRICS BUT THE CHORUS:

 

HIS MUSTACHE IS BIG - BUT HIS MUSCLES ARE BIGGER

HIS MUSTACHE IS BIG - BUT HIS PENIS IS SMALLER

 

HIS MUSTACHE IS BIG - BUT HIS MUSCLES ARE BIGGER

HIS MUSTACHE IS BIG - BUT HIS PENIS IS SMALLER

 

 

EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

EVERYONE

IN

ALLSTON

SHOULD BE

KILLED

 

THAT FUCKING FAGGOT WITH THE GAYTEE

THAT LOSER PAYPHONE JUNKIE

THAT FUCKING FAG, JOE BONNI

EVERYONE IN TOXIC NARCOTIC

 

 

I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

 (by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin, Paul Kraynak and Y. Koketsu)

 

I SAW YOU BUYING A PEARL JAM RECORD,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

I SAW YOU HANGING AROUND IN ALLSTON,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

 

I SAW YOU RIDING AROUND ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

I SAW YOU GETTING YOUR TONGUE PIERCED,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

 

I HEARD YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON THE INTERNET,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

I SAW YOU DRINKING A FRAPPUCINO,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

 

I SAW YOU WEARING A FUCKING TREE SHIRT,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

YOU'VE GOT A TRIBAL TATTOO,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE GAY

 

 

DEAD, GAY, AND DROPPED

 (by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

SHANNON HOON,YOU'RE DEAD,

KURT COBAIN,YOU'RE DEAD,

JERRY GARCIA,YOU'RE DEAD

 

ELTON JOHN,YOU'RE GAY,

JOE BONNI,YOU'RE GAY,

JM J BULLOCK,YOU'RE GAY

 

BOLT THROWER,YOU'RE DROPPED,

SUFFOCATION,YOU'RE DROPPED,

NAPALM DEATH,YOU'RE DROPPED

 

YOU'RE DEADER THAN SHARON TATE AND HER BABY,

YOU'VE SWALLOWED MORE CUM THAN ROD STEWART,

YOU'VE SOLD LESS RECORDS THAN OLD LADY DRIVERS,

YOU'RE DEAD,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE DROPPED

 

PEDRO ZAMORA,YOU'RE DEAD,

FREDDIE MERCURY,YOU'RE DEAD,

MR. JESSUP,YOU'RE DEAD

 

MICHAEL STIPE,YOU'RE GAY,

QUENTIN CRISP,YOU'RE GAY,

FRED SCHNEIDER,YOU'RE GAY

 

SACRED REICH,YOU'RE DROPPED,

CATHEDRAL,YOU'RE DROPPED,

IMMOLATION,YOU'RE DROPPED

 

YOU'RE DEADER THAN ROCK HUDSON AND LIBERACE,

YOU'VE SWALLOWED MORE CUM THAN TRUMAN CAPOTE,

YOU'VE SOLD LESS RECORDS THAN CANDIRU AND DEAD WORLD,

YOU'RE DEAD,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE DROPPED.

 

 

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

 

YOU'VE GOT THAT MOPY LOOK ON YOUR FACE,

YOU'RE 3 MONTHS BEHIND ON YOUR ALIMONY PAYMENTS

YOU'RE PISSED OFF,YOU'RE EX MARRIED SOMEONE NEW,

AND YOU'RE ALSO PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

 

YOU SIT IN A BAR,YOU'RE ALWAYS PISSED

YOU'RE NUMBER 4 ON THE DEADBEAT DAD LIST

YOU'RE FIRED FROM YOUR JOB BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING DRUNK

YOU'LL NEVER GET HER BACK BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER

 

CHORUS:

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

YOU LOOK DIVORCED

 

 

I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED

(by Seth Putnam, Scott Hull and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST YOU FUCKED A NIGGER YOU UGLY FUCKING WHORE

RAN OUT OF MEN IN CANADA AND CAME HERE FOR MORE

YOU COULD SHOWER ALL YOUR LIFE AND YOU'D NEVER GET CLEAN

BECAUSE YOU FUCKED SOMEONE THAT WORE AFRO-SHEEN

 

CHORUS:

I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED,

YOU MAKE ME SICK,

I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED,

YOU SUCKED A NIGGER'S DICK

 

YOU'VE GOT NO LIFE AND YOU TALK TO YOUR PETS

I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO CALL THE I.N.S.

YOU WORK AT A SNACK BAR AND YOUR FATHER PAYS YOUR RENT

OVER THE BORDER'S WHERE I HOPE YOU GET SENT

 

CHORUS:

I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED,

YOU MAKE ME SICK,

I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED,

YOU SUCKED A NIGGER'S DICK

 

 

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

(by Seth Putnam)

 

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

 

MIKE MAHAN

MIKE MAHAN

MIKE MAHAN

MIKE MAHAN

 

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

MIKE MAHAN HAS GINGIVITIS

 

 

TRAPPED

 (by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

LYRICS LOST

 

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING AND YOUR BAND FUCKING SUCKS

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AN IDIOT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO IMPORTANT AND WANT EVERYONE TO SUCK UP

I HOPE YOU O.D. AND DIE REAL SOON CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

 

15 YEAR KIDS DON'T CARE ABOUT ANIMAL'S AND WOMEN'S RIGHTS

BUT YOU FORCE IT DOWN THIER THROATS, CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOUR WRITING'S ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS ALLEN FUNT'S

I HOPE YOU DIE, CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU'RE,

A,

FUCKING,

CUNT

 

YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING AND YOUR BAND FUCKING SUCKS

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AN IDIOT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO IMPORTANT AND WANT EVERYONE TO SUCK UP

I HOPE YOU O.D. AND DIE REAL SOON CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT

 

 

PHYLLIS IS AN OLD ANNOYING CUNT

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT,

YOU'RE OLD AND DRIED UP

YOU'RE A CRUSTY OLD BITCH,

 I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

 

YOU'RE AN UGLY BITCH,

YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK

YOU'RE BIG FUCKING MOUTH,

I'M SICK OF HEARING IT

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT,

YOU'RE OLD AND DRIED UP

YOU'RE A CRUSTY OLD BITCH,

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

 

 

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

(by Seth Putnam, Scott Hull and Mike Mahan)

 

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

 

HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO

HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

HE'S ALWAYS GAMBLING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES

HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN

 

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE

 

HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO

HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

HE'S ALWAYS GAMBLING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES

HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN

 

 

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

CHORUS:

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

 

YOU WERE BROUGHT UP IN A NUDIST COLONY

AND YOU'RE ALSO ADOPTED TOO

YOU WEAR THOSE GAY PINK SHORTS

AND YOUR DOG SHITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR

 

CHORUS:

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

 

YOU,

FELL DOWN THE STAIRS,

AND YOUR DOG,

LICKED YOUR BALLS

 

YOU,

HAVE AN AWESOME JOB,

BUT YOU'RE,

ALWAYS BROKE

 

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY,

YOUR MUSTACHE IS GAY,

YOUR DOG'S FUCKING STUPID,

AND BILL SCOTT'S DUMB

 

 

HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY

 

 

YOU FUCKING FREAK

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING CLEFT PALATE - PALATE

AND HAIR JUST LIKE GENE SHALIT - SHALIT

I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A MALLET

 

YOUR TEETH ARE PARTED TO THE SIDE - SIDE

YOU'VE GOT A LAZY EYE-EYE

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING HIDE

 

YOU'RE BOWLLEGGED

AND WALK AROUND LIKE RAY - RAY

AND SKIN JUST LIKE M.J. - J

AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY

 

YOU HANG

AROUND AT BARCA'S SPA - SPA

WITH A NOSE LIKE JAMIE FARR - FARR

I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR

 

YOU FUCKING FREAK

 

 

THEME FROM THREE'S COMPANY

(by Alan Thicke)

 

COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR...

(COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR)

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU....

(WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU)

WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS,

THREE'S COMPANY TOO.

 

COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR...

(COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR)

TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW...

(TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW)

WE'VE A LOVEABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE,

THREE'S COMPANY TOO!

 

THREE'S COMPANY!

 

 

JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

DON'T FUCKING DO IT MAN,

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!

 

CHORUS:

JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

JEANINE JIZM IS A FREAK

 

NO LYRICS FOR THE VERSES.

ON ONE OF THE VERSES, LYRICS FROM A "SLINKY" COMMERCIAL.

THE OTHER VERSE, LYRICS FROM A

"BARRELHEAD ROOT BEER" COMMERCIAL.

DURING THE SLOW PART, JUST SCREAMED STUFF.

 

 

EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB

(by Seth Putnam, Scott Hull and Josh Martin)

 

IS THAT SCOTT AND TIM,

OR GILBERT AND LEWIS

I LET THEM IN THE BAND,

DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY'D SCREW US

 

MIKE MAHAN HAD NO BRAINS,

TIM HAS NO SPINE

FRED'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE,

AND PAUL WOULD ALWAYS WHINE

 

FIRST WE HAD A SPIC,

A POLLACK,AND A GEEK

WHO'LL PLAY GUITAR FOR ANAL CUNT NEXT WEEK

 

SETH'S AN ALCOHOLIC,

TIM CAN'T PLAY DRUMS

EVERYONE IN ANAL CUNT IS DUMB

 

FRED HAD HIS HAIR

IN THOSE STUPID FUCKING BRAIDS

TIM HAS A KID,

BUT HE NEVER GETS LAID

 

JOHN DYED HIS HAIR,

SO WE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE BAND

SCOTT'S GOT A DUMB TATTOO ON HIS HAND

 

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

HE HANGS AROUND IN ALLSTON,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE ALWAYS WEARS A TREE SHIRT

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HIS FAVORITE BAND IS ROADSAW,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE HANGS OUT AT THE MODEL CAFE

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

HE HANGS OUT WITH TOXIC NARCOTIC,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE'S GOT A TRIBAL TATTOO

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HIS BEST FRIEND IS JOE BONNI,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE'S GOT HIS EYEBROW PIERCED

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

HE HAS PURPLE DREADLOCKS,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE WORKS AT HERRELL'S ICE CREAM

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

HE WEARS AN "ALLSTON ROCK CITY" T-SHIRT,

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

- I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

I JUST SAW THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH

 

 

JOHNNY VIOLENT GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MORRISEY

(by Seth Putnam, Tim Morse and Paul Kraynak)

 

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING GAY

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING GAY

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING GAY

 

ULTRAVIOLENCE FUCKING SUCKS

ULTRAVIOLENCE FUCKING SUCKS

ULTRAVIOLENCE FUCKING SUCKS

 

MORRISSEY'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

MORRISSEY'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

MORRISSEY'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

 

I'M GONNA CATCH YOU

 

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING DEAD

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING DEAD

JOHNNY VIOLENT'S FUCKING DEAD

 

 

METAMORPHOSIS

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU BOTH WEAR GLASSES,

YOU BOTH HAVE BAD TEETH

YOU BOTH HAVE BAD DANDRUFF,

GOOD FUCKING GRIEF

 

 

I'M SICK OF YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

LYRICS LOST

 

 

HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD

B-A-L-D BALD

 

 

YOU'RE A TRENDY FUCKING PUSSY

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

YOU ALWAYS TALK BEHIND MY BACK,

BUT WHEN I SEE YOU,

YOU WANT TO SHAKE MY HAND

 

WHEN I SEE YOU READY TO FIGHT,

YOU CHANGE YOUR STORY

LIKE I KNEW YOU MIGHT

YOU GREW UP WANTING TO BE JUST LIKE ME,

 

BUT I'M NOT COOL IN YOUR CLIQUE ANYMORE

I NEVER CHANGED WITH THE TRENDS LIKE YOU DID,

SO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED

TO LIKE ME ANYMORE

 

YOU ALWAYS DO WHATEVER'S FASHIONABLE,

AND YOU HATE ME CUZ I DON'T

YOU WANT TO BE EVERYONE'S FRIEND,

AND YOU HATE ME CUZ I WON'T

 

YOU'RE DEFENDING SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW,

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HOMO

 

 

TOM ARNOLD

(by Seth Putnam)

 

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

 

 

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

ATHLETE'S FOOT AT MIKE'S

 

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

ATHLETE'S FOOT AT MIKE'S

 

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

I GOT ATHLETE'S FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKE'S

ATHLETE'S FOOT AT MIKE'S

 

 

BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

 

BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER

 

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

YOU WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE A NIGGER

SO YOU WEAR PANTS 30 TIMES BIGGER

 

 

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

CHORUS:

MARC PAYSON, MARC PAYSON,

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

 

AT 8 AM HE HAS A BEER,

AT 9 AM HE HAS A BEER,

AT 10 AM HE HAS A BEER,

HE'S A FUCKING QUEER

 

AT 1PM HE HAS A BEER,

AT 2 PM HE HAS A BEER,

AT 3 PM HE HAS A BEER,

THEN HE GOES TO WORK

 

CHORUS:

MARC PAYSON, MARC PAYSON,

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

MARC PAYSON, MARC PAYSON,

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

 

HE ALWAYS SHOWS UP DRUNK TO WORK,

HE ALWAYS SHOWS UP DRUNK TO MEETINGS,

HE'S ALWAYS DRUNK AROUND THE HOUSE,

I'M GLAD YOU GOT KICKED OUT

 

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIRLINE,

YOUR SAXOPHONE IS DOING FINE,

YOU'RE 25 YOUR KID IS 9,

AND YOUR FATHER JUST DIED

 

CHORUS:

MARC PAYSON, MARC PAYSON,

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

MARC PAYSON, MARC PAYSON,

MARC PAYSON IS A DRUNK

 

 

YOUR FAMILY IS DUMB

(by Seth Putnam, Tim Morse and Scott Hull)

 

NO LYRICS

 

 

FURNACE

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

YOUR COUSIN’S NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF

YOUR COUSIN’S NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF

 

 

YOU'RE DUMB

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

YOU'VE GOT A NEW T PASS,

JUST FOR RETARDS

YOU'VE GOT SAGGING BREASTS

THAT ARE VERY LARGE

 

ALL OVER YOUR WRINKLED BODY,

YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF PIMPLES

AND YOU'VE GOT A GREASY HAIR

COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE

 

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

 

YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS,

AND YOU’RE 31

YOU PAY NO RENT,

BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUM

 

YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR HOUSE,

BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED

AND YOU'VE STILL GOT

A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST

 

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

HEY, YOU'RE DUMB

 

FUCKING STUPID!

 

YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO

BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY

YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE REALLY

DESPERATE TO GET LAID

 

WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU,

WE'LL NEVER REST

AND YOU STILL GOT

A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST

 

 

VAN FULL OF RETARDS

(by Seth Putnam)

 

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

 

YOU COULDN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE

IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED

OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU

 

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

 

 

DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF STUPID LITTLE KIDS,

YOU WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE US

YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T DO A SPLIT 7" WITH YOU,

YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE WE'RE ON A LABEL

 

DECHE CHARGE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

 

YOUR FAVORITE DRUMMER IS CHARLIE INFECTION,

I WANNA PUNCH YOUR UGLY LITTLE FACE IN

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS,

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING

 

 

EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC SCENE IS STUPID

(by Seth Putnam and Scott Hull)

 

LYRICS LOST

 

 

DUMB, FAT, & GROSS

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

REBEKAH IS DUMB - SHE'S FAT AND SHE'S GROSS

REBEKAH IS DUMB - SHE'S FAT AND SHE'S GROSS

 

WITH A BAGEL, SANDWICH, RAMIREZ, GUY LOMBARDO

 

REBEKAH IS DUMB - SHE'S FAT AND SHE'S GROSS

REBEKAH IS DUMB - SHE'S FAT AND SHE'S GROSS

 

 

I'M NOT STUBBORN

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

LYRICS LOST

 

 

MIKE MAHAN'S STY

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

MIKE MAHAN'S STY

MIKE MAHAN'S STY

 

 

02657

(by Seth Putnam and John Kozik)

 

YOU CAN GROW A MUSTACHE OVERNIGHT - DOWN IN 02657

YOU CAN SEE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE EVERYNIGHT - DOWN IN 02657

LENNY TAKES HIS SUMMER VACATION - DOWN IN 02657

LIBERACE IS YOUR NEIGHBOR - DOWN IN 02657

 

YEAH!

 

 

GLOVES OF METAL [DUET WITH PHILIP ANSELMO]

[MANOWAR COVER]

(Originally by Manowar, 1983)

 

HEAR THE POUNDING,

ARMY OF THE NIGHT

THE CALL OF METAL

SUMMONS US TONIGHT

 

AND GATHER WE

ON THIS SITE

TO BEHOLD

THE POWER AND THE MIGHT

 

WE WEAR LEATHER,

WE WEAR SPIKES,

WE RULE THE NIGHT

 

OFF WITH THE LIGHTS,

HEAR THE SCREAMS

SEE THE BANGING HEADS

AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS

 

THE SOUND OF METAL

SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS

PLAYED BY WARRIORS

CALLED THE METAL KINGS

 

A HERO'S WELCOME

TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL

WE ARE TOGETHER,

WE ARE ALL

 

WITH HANDS HIGH,

FISTS FILL THE AIR

AGAINST THE WORLD

WE STAND

 

HANDS HIGH

FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE

GLOVES OF METAL

RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH

 

A HERO'S WELCOME

TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL

WE ARE TOGETHER,

WE ARE ALL

 

WITH HANDS HIGH,

FISTS FILL THE AIR

AGAINST THE WORLD

WE STAND

 

HANDS HIGH

FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE

GLOVES OF METAL

RULE THE NIGHT

 

LEATHER,

METAL,

SPIKES

AND CHAINS

 

GLOVES OF METAL

RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE

INTO THE DARKNESS

MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT

 

BOUND BY METAL

WE LIVE THE FIGHT

 

WE WEAR LEATHER,

WE WEAR SPIKES,

WE RULE THE NIGHT

 

 

BONUS TRACK

(by R. Williams and Seth Putnam)

 

CAN I HELP YOU?

UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASE?

YES

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ANAL CUNT / EYEHATEGOD

SPLIT 7" EP - HYDRA HEAD RECORDS [1997]

1. KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE (EDITED "LIVE AT LAST" VERSION)

2. IT'S ALRIGHT / SABBRA CADABRA / BLOW ON A JUG

 

 

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1973

 

WELL PEOPLE LOOK AND PEOPLE STARE

WELL I DON’T THINK THAT I EVEN CARE

YOU WORK YOUR LIFE AWAY AND WHAT DO THEY GIVE?

YOU’RE ONLY KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

KILLING YOURSELF

 

JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

PAIN, SUFFERING AND MISERY

IT’S NOT THE WAY THAT THE WORLD WAS PLANNED

IT’S A PITY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

 

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

I’M TELLING YOU

BELIEVE IN ME

NOBODY ELSE WILL TELL YOU

OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE LIES, OH YEAH

 

YOU THINK THAT I’M CRAZY AND BABY

I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE

BEFORE THAT YOU KNOW IT I THINK

THAT YOU’LL GO CRAZY TOO

 

I DON’T KNOW IF I’M UP OR DOWN

WHETHER BLACK IS WHITE OR BLUE IS BROWN

THE COLORS IN MY LIFE ARE ALL DIFFERENT SOMEHOW

LITTLE BOY BLUE’S A BIG GIRL NOW

 

SO YOU THINK IT’S ME WHO’S STRANGE

BUT YOU’VE NEVER HAD TO MAKE THE CHANGE

NEVER GIVE YOUR TRUST AWAY

YOU’LL END UP PAYING ’TIL YOUR DYING DAY

 

 

IT'S ALRIGHT

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1976

 

TOLD YOU ONCE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS

'CAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS SEEKING

BUT THEY’LL NEVER FIND IT

IT’S ALRIGHT,

IT’S AL...

 

 

SABBRA CADABRA

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1973

(Originally Song: "ABRACADABRA" by THE STEVE MILLER BAND, 1982)

 

[VERSE 1]

I HEAT UP

I CAN'T COOL DOWN

YOU GOT ME SPINNIN'

'ROUND AND 'ROUND

 

'ROUND AND 'ROUND

AND 'ROUND IT GOES

WHERE IT STOPS

NOBODY KNOWS

 

[VERSE 2]

EVERY TIME YOU CALL MY NAME

I HEAT UP

LIKE A BURNIN' FLAME

 

BURNIN' FLAME

FULL OF DESIRE

KISS ME, BABY

LET THE FIRE GET HIGHER

 

[CHORUS]

SABBRA, SABBRA CADABRA

I WANNA REACH OUT AND GRAB YA

SABBRA, SABBRA CADABRA

SABBRA CADABRA

 

 

BLOW ON A JUG

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1975

 

BLOW ON A JUG

BLOW ON A JUG

BE LIKE ME AND BLOW ON A JUG

I WANT YOU TO BLOW ON A JUG

...

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE"

CD - EARACHE RECORDS [1997]

1. JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL

2. VALUJET

3. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

4. YOU KEEP A DIARY

5. YOU OWN A STORE

6. YOU GOT DATE RAPED

7. RECYCLING IS GAY

8. YOU'RE A COP

9. YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

10. YOU'VE GOT CANCER

11. WE JUST DISAGREE

12. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

13. YOU ARE AN ITERIOR DECORATOR

14. POTTERY'S GAY

15. RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

16. BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

17. YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON

18. YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

19. JUST THE TWO OF US (DUET WITH HILLARY LOGEE)

20. YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

21. YOU'RE GAY

22. YOU LOOK ADOPTED

23. YOUR COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH

24. YOU HAVE GOALS

25. YOU DRIVE AN IROC

26. YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

27. BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

28. YOU SELL COLOGNE

29. BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

30. YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

31. RICHARD BUTLER

32. 311 SUCKS

33. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED

34. YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

35. YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU)

36. YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

37. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

38. YOU'RE IN A COMA

39. WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

40. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND

41. RENÉ AUBERJONOIS

42. THE INTERNET IS GAY

43. HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU

44. HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

45. YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR (YOU'RE GAY)

46. LOCKING DROP DEAD IN McDONALDS

47. TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

48. YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS SUPERTRAMP

49. I'M IN ANAL CUNT

50. YOU (FILL IN THE BLANK)

51. KYLE FROM INCANTATION HAS A MUSTACHE

52. BONUS TRACK #3

 

 

JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST YOU KILLED AN OLD PERSON

THEN YOU WENT TO JAIL

THEN YOU KILLED ANOTHER

WHEN YOU GOT OUT ON BAIL

 

CHORUS:

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, KEVORKIAN RULES,

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, JACK KEVORKIAN'S COOL

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, KEVORKIAN RULES,

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, JACK KEVORKIAN'S COOL

 

YOU'RE IN JAIL AGAIN

BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T SELL OUT

LET'S GET A BULLDOZER

AND BREAK HIM OUT

 

CHORUS:

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, KEVORKIAN RULES,

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, JACK KEVORKIAN'S COOL

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, KEVORKIAN RULES,

OLD PEOPLE SUCK, JACK KEVORKIAN'S COOL

 

 

VALUJET

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU FUCKING JEW

YOU WANTED TO SAVE 50 BUCKS

YOU WERE TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA

NOW YOU'RE AN ALLIGATOR'S LUNCH

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

ARE YOU A JEW

OR JUST FUCKING GAY

TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA

OR T.W.A.

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

AT LEAST THE PLANE WAS FILLED,

WITH WHITE TRASH, JEWS, AND BLACKS

NOW YOU'RE VALUJET

ALLIGATOR SNACKS

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

 

NO WRITTEN LYRICS, JUST FAKED LYRICS.

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

 

NO WRITTEN LYRICS, JUST FAKED LYRICS.

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

 

TOM PASCUAL

YOU FUCKING SUCK

TOM PASCUAL

YOU FUCKING SUCK

 

TOM PASCUAL

YOU FUCKING SUCK

TOM PASCUAL

YOU FUCKING SUCK

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

 

 

YOU KEEP A DIARY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT

YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU

 

YOU,

YOU KEEP

A DIARY

 

YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE

YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK

ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT

YOU DUMB STUPID FAG

 

YOU,

YOU KEEP

A DIARY

 

 

YOU OWN A STORE

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin, Nate Linehan and Hillary Logee)

 

HIDE YOUR DOGS, HIDE YOUR CATS

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU CAN'T DRIVE, YOUR FACE IS FLAT

- GOOK, GOOK

 

YOUR EYES AREN'T STRAIGHT, IT'S YOU I HATE

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU PICK RICE, WE BOMBED YOU TWICE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

 

YOUR ACCENT'S GAY, PLEASE GO AWAY

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU LOOK ALIKE, YOU RIDE A BIKE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

YOU OWN A STORE, I KICKED IN YOUR DOOR

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU FUCKING GOOK, YOU MAKE ME PUKE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

 

 

YOU GOT DATE RAPED

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU JUST WANTED TO HOLD HANDS BUT HE WANTED TO FUCK

HE'S TWICE YOUR SIZE AND WEIGHT SO YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK

 

CHORUS:

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

 

YOU WHINED TO THE JUDGE, YOUR EYES WERE FULL OF TEARS

BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RAPED IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE 50 BEERS

 

CHORUS:

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

YOU GOT DATE RAPED, DATE RAPED

 

NEXT TIME YOU GO OUT BRING A CHAPPERONE OR FRIEND

OR YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP GETTING DATE RAPED AGAIN

 

YOU GOT DATE RAPED

 

 

RECYCLING IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT

WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY?

I'LL NEVER RECYCLE

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

 

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

 

MY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLED

WITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASS

IF YOU TELL ME TO RECYCLE

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

 

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS FUCKING GAY

 

 

YOU'RE A COP

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

POWDERED SUGAR ON YOUR FINGERS, COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT

BRIBES IN YOUR POCKET, YOU NEVER DO ANY WORK

YOU FAT FUCKING SLOB YOU JUST SIT IN A CAR

UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK THEN IT'S BACK TO THE BAR

 

CHORUS:

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU NEVER CATCH ANY CROOKS BUT HARASS EVERYONE ELSE

YOUR FAT FINGERS DON'T FIT THE TRIGGER

YOU'RE TOO SLOW TO CATCH A NIGGER

 

YOU'RE A SUBURBAN COP BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF THE CITY

YOU BROKE A STOOL AT DUNKIN DONUTS

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAT

 

CHORUS:

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

POWDERED SUGAR ON YOUR FINGERS, COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT

BRIBES IN YOUR POCKET, YOU NEVER DO ANY WORK

YOU FAT FUCKING SLOB YOU JUST SIT IN A CAR

UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK THEN IT'S BACK TO THE BAR

 

CHORUS:

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

YOU FUCKING PIG - PIG

YOU'RE A FUCKING COP - COP

 

 

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU HAVE DUMB BOOTS - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU LOVE M.A.S.H. - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU DON'T WEAR PANTS - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU HAVE A BEARD - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

IT LOOKS REAL DUMB - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU LOST YOUR THUMB - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU CAN'T KEEP TIME - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU'RE A FUCKING HANK - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

STOP SAYING "HYPER" - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

STOP SAYING "BLAST" - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS - YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP

 

 

YOU'VE GOT CANCER

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

 

YOUR HAIR'S FALLING OUT FROM KEMO

PART OF YOUR COLON'S BEEN REMOVED

YOU'RE ONLY DOWN TO 90 POUNDS

YOU'VE ONLY GOT 3 MONTHS TO LIVE

 

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER, CANCER

YOU'VE GOT CANCER

 

 

WE JUST DISAGREE

(by Dave Mason and AxCx)

 

MOSTLY NOISE VOCALS, EXCEPT THE CHORUS

WITH WORDS FROM THAT DAVE MASON SONG

 

 

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

(by "Some Asshole")

 

LYRICS ARE FROM THAT OLD T.V. COMMERCIAL

 

 

YOU ARE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR

(by Seth Putnam)

 

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

 

YOU WANT TO PAINT MY WALLS PINK,

YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A FLOWERED SINK

YOU PUT A STATUE OF HOLLY JOHNSON IN MY HALL

AND A POSTER OF JOE BONNI ON MY WALL

 

INTERIOR DECORATOR

INTERIOR DECORATOR

 

YOU WANT TO PAINT MY WALLS PINK,

YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A FLOWERED SINK

YOU PUT A STATUE OF HOLLY JOHNSON IN MY HALL

AND A POSTER OF JOE BONNI ON MY WALL

 

INTERIOR DECORATOR

INTERIOR DECORATOR

 

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

 

FAGGOT

 

 

POTTERY'S GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

CHORUS:

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

 

YOU COULD'NT AFFORD COLLEGE,

YOU TOOK A NIGHT CLASS

YOU MADE A CLAY DILDO,

AND SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS

 

CHORUS:

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

 

SECOND VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

POTTERY'S GAY, POTTERY'S GAY

 

 

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

 

IF YOU THINK YOU'LL GET CHRISTINE BACK,

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

SHE LEFT YOU FOR BEN TOBER,

AND HE'S A FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

RICH GOYETTE IS GAY

 

 

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

NOTHING’S FUCKING AROUND!

 

YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ACTOR

YOUR CHARACTER IS GREAT

YOU FUCKING RULE

 

CHORUS:

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

 

LET’S GO!

 

YOU AND LORENZO WORK GREAT TOGETHER

YOU'VE GOT COOL JEWELRY

YOUR HAIRSTYLE COULDN'T BE BETTER

I WISH I WAS YOU

 

CHORUS:

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

 

I RESPECT YOUR NATIVE HERITAGE

YOUR NAME IS REALLY COOL

I'D LOVE YOUR HAIRDRESSERS NUMBER

YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE COOLER

 

CHORUS:

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

BRANSCOMBE RICHMOND

 

HA HA HA HA

 

 

YOU LIVE IN ALLSTON

(by Seth Putnam)

 

LYRICS LOST

 

 

YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR LAST NAME'S WEINSTEIN AND YOUR FIRST NAME'S JAY

YOU'RE A FOOD CRITIC AND YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

YOU HAVE MORE HAIR ON YOUR FACE THAN YOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD

PRETTY SOON YOU'LL HAVE A.I.D.S. AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEAD

 

CHORUS:

YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

YOU ARE A FOOD CRITIC

 

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH

- TO HAVE BOUGHT "LET IT BE" WHEN IT WAS NEW

YOU'RE BALD ENOUGH

- TO BLIND A BIRD YOU FUCKING JEW

 

YOU'RE GAY ENOUGH

- TO GO OUT WITH LIBERACE

YOU'RE GAY ENOUGH

- YOU FUCKING FAG

 

I'M 22, YOU'RE 33

AND YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH ME

JAY WEINSTEIN IS A GAY BALD JEW WITH A BEARD

 

 

JUST THE TWO OF US [DUET WITH HILLARY LOGEE]

(by "Some Fucking Retard")

 

JUST THE TWO OF US

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I (YOU AND I)

 

JUST THE TWO OF US (YOU AND I)

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I (YOU AND I… I)

 

 

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR RECORD COST $3.99

YOUR RECORD COST $2.99

YOUR RECORD COST $1.99

AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED

 

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

 

YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATES

YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORES

YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMEO

YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO

 

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN

 

CUT-OUT BIN,

CUT-OUT BIN,

CUT-OUT BIN,

CUT-OUT BIN

 

YOU'RE IN THE RETURN LINE

THEY DON'T TAKE BACK RECORDS UNDER $3.99

THEN YOU START TO FUCKING WHINE

BUY A REAL ALBUM NEXT TIME

 

 

YOU'RE GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

CHORUS:

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

 

YOU VOLUNTEER FOR CHARITY WORK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT - YOU'RE GAY

YOU'RE A BALLET DANCER - YOU'RE GAY

YOU'RE A CAKE DECORATOR - YOU'RE GAY

 

CHORUS:

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

 

YOU SUBSCRIBE TO HONCHO - YOU'RE GAY

YOU GO TO FASHION SHOWS - YOU'RE GAY

YOU LOVE PLAYING HACKY SACK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU GO TO POETRY READINGS - YOU'RE GAY

 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY

 

 

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR REAL MOTHER WAS A HOOKER,

YOUR REAL FATHER COULDN'T GET LAID

YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU IN A DUMPSTER,

YOU WERE ADOPTED BY TWO GAYS

 

CHORUS:

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

 

YOU HATE FATHER AND SON PICNICS,

YOU HATE THE P.T.A.

YOU WON'T BRING FRIENDS TO YOUR HOUSE,

YOU'VE GOT TWO FATHERS AND THEY’RE BOTH FUCKING GAY

 

CHORUS:

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

YOU LOOK ADOPTED

 

 

YOUR COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR COUSIN, COUSIN, COUSIN, COUSIN,

COUSIN, COUSIN, COUSIN IS GEORGE LYNCH!

 

YOUR COUSIN, COUSIN, COUSIN, COUSIN

IS GEORGE LYNCH!

 

 

YOU HAVE GOALS

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL

YOU WANT A GOOD JOB

YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

YOU WANT TO OWN A CAR

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE BORING,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE OLD,

YOU HAVE GOALS

YOU'RE BORING,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE OLD,

YOU HAVE GOALS

 

YOU WANT TO OWN A HOUSE

YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS

IF THESE ARE YOUR GOALS

THEN YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE BORING,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE OLD,

YOU HAVE GOALS

YOU'RE BORING,YOU'RE GAY,YOU'RE OLD,

YOU HAVE GOALS

 

 

YOU DRIVE AN IROC

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin, Nate Linehan and Hillary Logee)

 

YOU'RE FROM THE NORTH END - WOP

YOU'RE FROM REVERE BEACH - WOP

YOU CAN'T HAVE A BARBEQUE - WOP

THE SPAGHETTI ALWAYS FALLS THROUGH - WOP

 

CHORUS:

YOU DRIVE AN EL CAMINO,

YOUR HERO'S BARBARINO,

YOUR COUSIN'S NAME IS GUIDO,

ON THE BEACH YOU WEAR A SPEEDO

 

YOU DRIVE AN IROC - WOP

YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MUSTACHE - WOP

YOU WERE AN ALTAR BOY - WOP

YOU GOT RAPED BY A PRIEST - WOP

 

CHORUS:

YOU DRIVE AN EL CAMINO,

YOUR HERO'S BARBARINO,

YOUR COUSIN'S NAME IS GUIDO,

ON THE BEACH YOU WEAR A SPEEDO

 

YOU PUT ON A BOTTLE OF COLOGNE TODAY,

YOU'RE ITALIAN AND YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

YOUR FUCKING NAME IS FUCKING VINNIE,

AND YOU'RE A GREASY FUCKING GUINEA

 

YOU CAN'T HAVE FRECKLES - WOP

THEY SLIDE OFF YOUR FACE - WOP

YOU BRAID YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BREAST HAIR - WOP

YOU SHAVE YOUR GRANNY'S BACK HAIR - WOP

 

 

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU FUCKING FAG

YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE

YOU HANG AROUND WITH MEN

AND STARE AT THEIR ASS

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE THE GAYEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FAG I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

 

YOUR TEAM’S SPONSORED BY A GAY BAR

AND YOU'VE GOT TEAM PRIDE

TOO BAD MOST OF YOUR TEAM

ALL GOT A.I.D.S. AND DIED

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE THE GAYEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FAG I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

 

YOU'RE THE GAYEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FAG I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

 

YOU FUCKING FAG

YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE

YOU HANG AROUND WITH MEN

AND STARE AT THEIR ASS

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE THE GAYEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FAG I'VE EVER SEEN,

YOU PLAY ON A SOFTBALL TEAM

 

FAGGOT!

 

 

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU HAVE TO WEAR A DIAPER

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

YOU HAVE TO USE A WHEELCHAIR

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

 

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR KIDS NAMES

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

YOU HAVE TO WEAR DENTURES

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

 

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

- I HATE OLD PEOPLE

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

- YOU'RE FUCKING OLD

 

YOUR KIDS TOSSED YOU IN A NURSING HOME

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

BUT THEY'D RATHER HAVE YOU PUT TO SLEEP

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

 

YOU CAN'T EVEN FEED YOURSELF

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

I'D HATE TO FUCKING BE LIKE YOU

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

 

BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD

 

 

YOU SELL COLOGNE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE,YOU CALLED ME ON THE PHONE

YOU WEAR A BERET AND YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU WEAR COLOGNE BUT YOU STILL SMELL BAD

YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT FROM ALL THE MEN THAT YOU'VE HAD

 

CHORUS:

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

 

YOU WEAR A GAY SUIT, YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE

YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOUR CUSTOMERS ASS

A FREELANCE HOMO,YOU TRIED TO SELL TO SEARS

BUT YOU GOT KICKED OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING QUEER

 

CHORUS:

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

YOU SELL COLOGNE

 

 

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

 

SECOND VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

 

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOU'RE SO POOR IT BARELY FLOATS

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOU'RE WHITE TRASH YOU'RE FUCKING BROKE

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

TRAILER PARK THINKS YOU'RE A JOKE

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOU'RE A DUMB STUPID FAG

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOUR DOG WEARS A BANDANA

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOU HAVE NO TEETH

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOU HAVE TATTOOS OF AN ANCHOR

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

YOUR HOUSE HAS A LEAK

 

YOU LIVE IN A HOUSEBOAT

 

 

RICHARD BUTLER

(by Psychedelic Furs, Missing Persons, Paul Kraynak and AxCx)

 

NO WRITTEN LYRICS FOR THE FIRST VERSE

 

CHORUS:

RICHARD BUTLER, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SING THAT WAY?

RICHARD BUTLER, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SING THAT WAY?

 

NO WRITTEN LYRICS FOR THE SECOND VERSE

 

CHORUS:

RICHARD BUTLER, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SING THAT WAY?

RICHARD BUTLER, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SING THAT WAY?

 

 

311 SUCKS

(by 311)

 

NO LYRICS, JUST WIGGER JIBBERISH, EXCEPT AT THE END:

 

YOU FUCKING SUCK!

 

 

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

 

CLUBBED FOOT,

LAZY EYE,

CLEFT PALATE,

WEBBED HANDS

 

CHORUS:

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

 

MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS,

SCOLIOSIS,

SCURVY,

H.I.V.

 

CHORUS:

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

 

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED!

 

 

YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

TOO BAD YOUR MOTHER

NEVER LEARNED TO DRIVE

MAYBE IF SHE DID,

YOUR PARENTS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE

 

NOW THEY'RE DEAD,

AND YOUR SISTER TOO

NOW YOU'RE AN ORPHAN,

WE'LL MAKE FUN OF YOU

 

YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

YOU ARE AN ORPHAN

 

 

YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

PLEASE DIE, YOU'RE OLD

PLEASE DIE, YOU'RE OLD

PLEASE DIE, YOU'RE OLD

PLEASE DIE, YOU'RE OLD

 

FUCK YOU

 

 

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR PARENTS PAID YOUR TUITION AND BOUGHT YOU A BERET

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

ARE YOU IN COLLEGE OR 13TH GRADE?

THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOUR PARENTS COULD HAVE SAVED

 

CHORUS:

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

 

YOUR PARENTS PAID YOUR TUITION AND BOUGHT YOU A BERET

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

ARE YOU IN COLLEGE OR 13TH GRADE?

THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOUR PARENTS COULD HAVE SAVED

 

CHORUS:

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

 

 

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY,

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT NORWAY

NO ONE CAN STAND THE WAY YOU TALK,

EXCEPT YOUR GIRLFRIEND,THE GREASY WOP

 

1ST CHORUS:

EVERYONE MISTAKES YOU FOR A JEW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

YOU HAVE HOOK NOSE LIKE A FUCKING JEW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

 

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE,

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPIC,A 5 FOOT JOKE

EVERY SHOW YOU BOOK IS A FUCKING FLOP,

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET AND YOUR BROAD'S A WOP

 

2ND CHORUS:

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR LAST SHOW DREW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

YOU'RE ABOUT AS TALL AS TATTOO

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

 

YOUR FAVORITE LETTER'S F

FLUNK - YOU FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL

FLOP - EVERY SHOW THAT YOU DO

FAIL - EVERY CLASS THAT YOU TAKE

FRIENDS - NOT ONE YOU CAN MAKE

 

 

YOU'RE IN A COMA

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING VEGETABLE,

WE TRIED TO PULL THE PLUG

BUT YOU STILL WOULDN'T DIE,

YOU'RE A DUMB STUPID FAG

 

PRE CHORUS:

YOU SHIT IN A BAG,

YOU PISS IN A TUBE,

YOU CAN'T WALK,

YOU CAN'T MOVE

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

 

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU A HOTFOOT,

BUT YOU DIDN'T NOTICE

YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE IN A COMA,

YOU'RE A FRUIT AND A VEGETABLE

 

THE REST OF THE LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

YOU'RE IN A COMA

 

 

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

 

 

NO, WE DON'T WAN'T TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH

WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND

(by Seth Putnam)

 

LYRICS LOST

 

 

RENÉ AUBERJONOIS

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

CHORUS:

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY - AUBERJONOIS

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY- AUBERJONOIS

 

YOU WERE ON BENSON, YOU WERE IN M.A.S.H.,

YOU'RE FRENCH, YOU'RE GAY AND YOU SUCK

 

CHORUS:

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY - AUBERJONOIS

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY- AUBERJONOIS

 

YOU WERE IN POLICE ACADEMY 5,

NOW YOU'RE ON DEEP SPACE 9

 

CHORUS:

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY - AUBERJONOIS

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY- AUBERJONOIS

 

YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND THE VAMPIRE,

I WISH YOU WOULD FUCKING RETIRE

 

CHORUS:

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY - AUBERJONOIS

RENÉ - AUBERJONOIS,

IS GAY- AUBERJONOIS

 

 

THE INTERNET IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY

YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

THE INTERNET

IS FUCKING

GAY

 

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT,

LOSER,

QUEER,

NERD, ETC.

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY

YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

 

HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

 

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

 

SECOND VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

 

THIRD VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU,

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A LOSER BUT YOU'RE ALSO A JEW

 

 

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR BAND IS FUCKING AWESOME,

YOU HAVE THE BEST SOUND

YOU'RE REALLY REALLY GOOD,

YOU'RE THE BEST BAND AROUND

 

CHORUS:

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

 

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BLACK,

I STILL THINK YOU'RE GOOD,

BUT PLEASE DON'T MOVE INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD

THE SINGER'S A NIGGER,

THE OTHER 3 ARE GEEKS,

WE'LL GET FRONT ROW TICKETS AND SHOW UP IN SHEETS

 

CHORUS:

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

 

 

YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR (YOU'RE GAY)

(by Seth Putnam)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR,

YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER

YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR,

YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER

 

SECOND VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR,

YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER

YOU WENT TO SEE DISHWALLA AND EVERCLEAR,

YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER

 

 

LOCKING DROP DEAD IN MCDONALDS

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

FIRST VERSE: LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

HEY BRIAN, HEY BOB, HEY LEE, HEY BEN,

YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

I'M GONNA LOCK DROP DEAD IN MCDONALDS

TODAY, TODAY

 

I'M GONNA… (LYRICS LOST)

AND FRY A BURGER ON YOUR FACE

YOUR LYRICS DON'T MATTER,

NO ONE CARES ANYWAYS

 

 

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

 

I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

 

 

YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS SUPERTRAMP

(by Supertramp and AxCx)

 

NO LYRICS

 

 

I'M IN ANAL CUNT

(by Anal Cunt)

 

NO LYRICS, JUST RETARDED JIBBERISH

 

 

YOU (FILL IN THE BLANK)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

WE'RE SO DUMB, WE'VE GOT NOTHING NEW TO SAY

WE WRITE THE SAME SONG 30 TIMES A DAY

ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A CUNT OR YOU'RE DUMB OR YOU'RE GAY

BUT WE'LL KEEP WRITING THEM ANYWAY

 

CHORUS:

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

 

FILL IN THE BLANK IS DUMB

FILL IN THE BLANK IS GAY

FILL IN THE BLANK'S A CUNT

AND TOM PASCUAL IS SHORT

 

CHORUS:

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

YOU FILL IN THE BLANK

 

 

KYLE FROM INCANTATION HAS A MUSTACHE

(by Seth Putnam)

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

MUSTACHE

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

KYLE

FROM INCANTATION

HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE

 

MUSTACHE

 

 

BONUS TRACK #3

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU'RE LISTENING TO 85,3 FM

AND YOU JUST HEARD MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS

FILTER AND THE REFRESHMENTS

SHUT UP!

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"PICNIC OF LOVE"

CD - OFF THE RECORDS [1998]

LP - LIMITED APPEAL RECORDS [2009]

LP ETCHED [REISSUE] - ANTI-CORP [2019]

1. PICNIC OF LOVE

2. I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS AS A WOMAN AND A HUMAN

3. I WANNA GROW OLD WITH YOU *

4. SAVING OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE

5. GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED **

6. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY!

7. I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU A PRESENT

(SO I WROTE YOU THIS SONG) ***

8. I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE

9. MY WOMAN, MY LOVER, MY FRIEND

10. WATERFALL WISHES

11. IN MY HEART THERE'S A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU

 

* Track 3: "I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU" on LP Version [2009]

** Track 5: "GREED IS SOMETHING WE DON'T NEED" on LP Version [2009]

*** Track 7: "I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU A GIFT (SO I WROTE YOU THIS SONG)" [Track 1 of Side B] on LP ETCHED [REISSUE] Version [2019]

 

>>> NOTE <<< IN THE ORIGINAL CD VERSION [1998]:

Tracks Are Completely Out Of Order On The Back Artwork.

Track 9: "My Woman, My Lover, My Friend" Is Omitted (Not Listed).

Only 7 Lyrics Printed On The Booklet.

4 Missing Lyrics: Track 2 / Track 3 / Track 9 / Track 10.

 

 

PICNIC OF LOVE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WANT TO GO BY THE RIVER

AND PUT A BLANKET ON THE GRASS

I'LL POUR MY HEART AND SOUL

INTO YOUR WINE GLASS

 

I'LL KISS YOU FOR AN APPETIZER

AND I’LL LOVE YOU FOR THE MEAL

THEN I'LL ASK YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE

WHILE I LOOK UP LOVINGLY AND KNEEL

 

Chorus:

I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A PICNIC

A PICNIC OF LOVE (PICNIC OF LOVE)

UNDER THE BLUE SKY ABOVE

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

 

CAN I OFFER YOU SOME MORE WINE DEAR?

THANK YOU!

HOW ABOUT SOME CHEESE?

OH, YOU’RE SO THOUGHTFUL…

 

EVEN THE ANTS AND THE SQUIRRELS

THEY CAN TELL WE'RE IN LOVE

MY HEART SOARS LIKE THE WINGS OF A DOVE

 

WE'LL TAKE A WALK

THROUGH THE FOREST AND THE TREES

AND THEN WE'LL LIE DOWN

WITH THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

 

Chorus:

I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A PICNIC

A PICNIC OF LOVE (PICNIC OF LOVE)

UNDER THE BLUE SKY ABOVE

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

 

 

I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS AS A WOMAN AND A HUMAN

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WAS WATERING MY ROSE GARDEN

AND YOU WALKED BY MY PLACE

I ALMOST RAN AFTER YOU

IN A LUSTFUL, UNSENSITIVE HASTE

 

I ALMOST CRIED

BECAUSE I ACTED SO UNSENSITIVE

BUT I WANTED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

THE FEATHER SOFT WARMTH I COULD GIVE

 

CHORUS:

I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS,

I RESPECT YOUR GENDER

I RESPECT YOUR EXISTENCE,

I'LL ALWAYS BE TENDER, CUZ

I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS AS A WOMAN

AND A HUMAN

 

I'LL BE THE PANSY GROWING GARDENER

OF OUR BOUQUET OF LOVE

A FLOWER WIELDING SOLDIER

WITH THE GRACE OF A DOVE

 

I LOVE YOUR HEART, MIND AND SOUL,

I'D NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING CHEAP

I'LL READ YOU SOME OF MY POEMS

BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP

 

CHORUS:

I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS,

I RESPECT YOUR GENDER

I RESPECT YOUR EXISTENCE,

I'LL ALWAYS BE TENDER, CUZ

I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS AS A WOMAN

AND A HUMAN

 

 

I WANNA GROW OLD WITH YOU

ON CD VERSION [1998] AND ON LP ETCHED - REISSUE [2019]

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU

ON LP VERSION [2009]

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WANT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE

I'M OH SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE MY LOVING WIFE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO, IF YOU EVER LEFT ME

I'D BE WORSE THAN A SHIP LOST AT SEA

 

CHORUS:

OH BABY, YOU

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU

MY LOVE FOR YOU,

BABY WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE

 

WHEN YOU'RE SICK, I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE

WITH SOME TENDER LOVING CARE

THROUGH ALL THE GOOD TIMES,

AND WHEN THE CUPBOARD IS BARE

 

WHEN THE BABY’S CRYING,

I'LL LET YOU STAY IN BED

I'LL HONOR EVERY PROMISE

THAT I’VE EVER SAID

 

CHORUS:

OH BABY, YOU

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU

MY LOVE FOR YOU,

BABY WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE

 

SPOKEN:

AND ON THAT SAD DAY,

WHEN ONE OF US WILL DEPART

I'LL BE FULL OF DESPAIR,

IT'LL BREAK MY HEART

 

BUT WHEN I LOOK BACK,

TO OUR HOPES, OUR DREAMS, AND OUR LOVE

I'LL BE GLAD TO BE REUNITED

IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE

 

CHORUS:

OH BABY, YOU

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU

MY LOVE FOR YOU,

BABY WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE

 

OH BABY, YOU

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU

MY LOVE FOR YOU,

BABY WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE

 

 

SAVING OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I SAW YOUR DEEP BLUE EYES FROM AFAR

I SAW YOU AT THE CHURCH BAZAAR

I ASKED THE PRIEST TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR MOTHER

AND I ASKED HER TO INTRODUCE US TO EACH OTHER

 

THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU IT WAS MAGIC

 

I ASKED YOU TO GO ON A PICNIC OF OUR OWN

BUT YOU INSISTED ON TAKING A CHAPERONE

I APOLOGIZED FOR BEING SO BOLD AND RUDE

SO I INVITED YOUR PARENTS FOR LEMONADE AND FOOD

 

Chorus:

WE'RE SAVING OURSELVES

SAVING OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE

WE’RE SAVING OURSELVES,

FOR A BABY CARRIAGE

 

WE’RE RESTRAINING OURSELVES,

TILL THE MOMENT'S RIGHT

WE’RE SAVING OURSELVES,

FOR OUR WEDDING NIGHT

 

AFTER FOUR YEARS OF DATING,

I DECIDED TO TAKE A RISK

I HELD BOTH YOUR HANDS,

AND KISSED YOUR ROSE-PETALED LIPS

 

WE STARED INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES

WONDERING WHAT WAS NEXT

BUT WE KNEW NOT TO RUIN OUR LOVE

WITH PREMARITAL SEX

 

YEARS WENT BY, OUR COURTSHIP WAS GRAND

ONE DAY I ASKED YOUR FATHER FOR YOUR HAND

I'D NEVER TREAT YOU LIKE AN OBJECT, ONLY LIKE A LADY

I'D NEVER CONSIDER HAVING SEX, EXCEPT TO HAVE A BABY

 

Chorus:

WE'RE SAVING OURSELVES

SAVING OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE

WE’RE SAVING OURSELVES,

FOR A BABY CARRIAGE

 

WE’RE RESTRAINING OURSELVES,

TILL THE MOMENT'S RIGHT

WE’RE SAVING OURSELVES,

FOR OUR WEDDING NIGHT

 

I DO

 

 

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

ON CD VERSION [1998] AND ON LP ETCHED - REISSUE [2019]

GREED IS SOMETHING WE DON'T NEED

ON LP VERSION [2009]

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

HELP! THIS IS MOTHER EARTH!

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!

 

THE CORPORATIONS DON'T EVEN CARE!

 WHILE THE RAINFORESTS GO BARE

OIL SPILLS & TANKER WRECKS

DON'T SHOW THE SEA CREATURES ANY RESPECT

 

Pre-Chorus:

THE PARK TURNED INTO A PARKING LOT

THE WOODS TURNED INTO A SHOPPING MALL

THE SWIMMING HOLE TURNED INTO A SEWER DUMP

ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CARES AT ALL?

 

Chorus:

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

 

YOU STAND BY AND WATCH THE CORPORATE RAPE

BUT NOT ME, I MADE THIS TAPE!

AFTER 12 YEARS OF BUSH & REAGAN

WE'VE BECOME AN INSENSITIVE NATION

 

Pre-Chorus:

THE PARK TURNED INTO A PARKING LOT

THE WOODS TURNED INTO A SHOPPING MALL

THE SWIMMING HOLE TURNED INTO A SEWER DUMP

ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CARES AT ALL?

 

Chorus:

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

 

CORPORATE GREED, RAPE AND CRIME

THE LAWS ARE STEPPED ON ALL THE TIME

POLLUTING THE WATER, THEY DON'T EVEN THINK

BUT THEIR MONEY WON'T HELP WHEN THERE'S NONE LEFT TO DRINK

 

Chorus:

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

 

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED, GREED

GREED IS SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T NEED

 

 

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY!

ON CD VERSION [1998] AND ON LP VERSION WITH WHITE COVER [2009]

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY!!

ON LP VERSION WITH BLACK COVER [2009]

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

ON LP ETCHED - REISSUE [2019]

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WAS SELLING FLOWERS BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

AND YOU CAME TO MY FLOWER STAND

I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT PANSIES AND ROSES

BUT YOU TRIED TO GRAB MY HAND!!!

 

PRE-CHORUS:

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

 

Chorus:

I'M FLATTERED, BUT IT IS MY CHOICE

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

YOU MAY SEE A HEART AS A TOY

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

 

YOU THINK LOVE’S A GAME, WHATEVER YOU WISH

BUT FOR ME IT'S YEARS TILL THAT MAGICAL FIRST KISS

I'LL WAIT UNTIL MY HEART'S ON CLOUD NINE

YOUR LUST FILLED EXISTENCE IS FAR OUT OF LINE

 

PRE-CHORUS:

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

 

Chorus:

I'M FLATTERED, BUT IT IS MY CHOICE

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

YOU MAY SEE A HEART AS A TOY

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

 

YOU DARED TO ASK ME FOR A DATE ALONE

I WAS SHOCKED YOU DIDN'T WANT A CHAPERONE

YOU WERE ATTRACTIVE, BUT WAY TOO FAST

HOW COULD YOU EXPECT THIS, TO EVER LAST, HOW COULD YOU?

 

PRE-CHORUS:

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

TRA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA

 

Chorus:

I'M FLATTERED, BUT IT IS MY CHOICE

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

YOU MAY SEE A HEART AS A TOY

SORRY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOY

 

 

I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU A PRESENT (SO I WROTE YOU THIS SONG)

ON CD VERSION [1998] AND ON LP VERSION [2009]

I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU A GIFT (SO I WROTE YOU THIS SONG)

ON LP ETCHED - REISSUE [2019]

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY YOU A PRESENT,

SO I WROTE YOU THIS SONG

I WANT ALL THE LOVERS OF THE WORLD,

TO HELP ME SING ALONG

 

I'M ONLY A SIMPLE MAN,

I NEVER MADE MUCH MONEY

BUT I'VE GOT A WEALTH OF LOVE,

TO SHARE WITH YOU HONEY

 

WHEN I THINK OF AN ANGEL,

I THINK OF YOUR FACE

I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU,

RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE

 

I WANT TO BE THE ARCHITECT

OF OUR CASTLE OF LOVE

I'LL NEVER NEGLECT,

MY GIFT FROM ABOVE

 

GIRL,

YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE

I REALLY,

REALLY

LOVE YOU

 

WE'LL TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE FOLIAGE,

WATCH THE LEAVES TURN ORANGE AND BROWN

WOMAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,

BUT I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN (WITH YOU)

 

I WISH WE WERE ON A DESERTED ISLAND

JUST ME AND YOU

I'D CLIMB RIGHT UP A TREE

AND GET A COCONUT FOR YOU

 

GIRL,

YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE

I REALLY,

REALLY,

REALLY,

REALLY,

REALLY,

REALLY,

REALLY LOVE YOU…

 

YOU MIGHT BE FOREVER

AND I LOVE YOU

UHM… YEAH

 

 

I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

PLEASE SIR, LET ME COURT YOUR DAUGHTER

I'LL TREAT HER RIGHT,LIKE THE WAY I OUGHTA

WHEN I TAKE HER OUT I'LL HAVE HER HOME BY TEN

I'LL TREAT HER BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE MEN

 

CHORUS:

I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE

I'D LOVE TO PUSH AROUND A BABY CARRIAGE

I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AND CALL YOU DAD

I'LL NEVER EVER MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER SAD

 

I WANT TO CARRY HER BOOKS HOME FROM SCHOOL

I'LL PUT MY JACKET OVER A PUDDLE FOR YOU

I'LL BE YOUR SHELTER IN THE WORST OF ANY STORM

I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM

 

CHORUS:

I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE

I'D LOVE TO PUSH AROUND A BABY CARRIAGE

I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND AND CALL YOU DAD

I'LL NEVER EVER MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER SAD

 

 

MY WOMAN, MY LOVER, MY FRIEND

(by Seth Putnam, Philip Anselmo and Josh Martin)

 

YOU WERE MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART

AND MY GIRL NEXT DOOR

YOU'VE BEEN MY LIFELONG BEST FRIEND

AND SO MUCH MORE

 

WE MATURED INTO EACH OTHER'S ARMS,

WE WERE NEVER APART

YOU BLOSSOMED INTO THE WOMAN

WHO OWNED MY HEART

 

1st CHORUS:

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

MY FRIEND

 

I PUSHED YOU ON THE SWINGS,

WE PLAYED IN THE SAND

I BOUGHT YOU ICE CREAM

FROM THE ICE CREAM MAN

 

I LOOKED AT YOU LIKE A GARDENER

LOOKS AT A FLOWER

I WOULD STARE OUT MY WINDOW

AT YOU FOR HOURS

 

2nd CHORUS:

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

MY FRIEND

 

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

YOU’RE MY

BEST FRIEND

 

FRIEND TILL THE END

WOMAN,

MY LOVER, AND MY FRIEND

YEAH

 

YOU ARE MY TENDER LOVING JUICE FRUIT,

MY REASON TO LIVE

MY HEART'S LIKE A BUTTERFLY

WITH FLOWERS TO GIVE

 

I REMEMBER LOOKING BACK

TO OUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM

WHEN I SHOOK YOUR DAD'S HAND

AND GAVE FLOWERS TO YOUR MOM

 

1st CHORUS:

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

MY FRIEND

 

I SHOWERED YOU WITH LOVE,

FLOWERS AND PEARLS

AND YOU'VE GIVEN BIRTH

TO OUR BABY GIRLS

 

YOU'RE MY SUCCULENT SWEET BUTTERCUP, AND

MORE IMPORTANTLY MY FRIEND

WE'RE INSEPARABLE LOVE CUDDLE BUNNIES

TILL THE VERY END

 

2nd CHORUS:

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

MY FRIEND

 

YOU'RE MY WOMAN,

MY LOVER,

YOU’RE

MY BEST FRIEND

 

FRIEND TILL THE END

WOMAN,

MY LOVER, AND MY FRIEND

 

 

WATERFALL WISHES

(Originally Recorded by PATHETIC)

 

WHEN I LOOK THROUGH THE WATERFALL I

I SEE YOUR EYES

IT BRINGS OUT FEELINGS IN ME, GIRL,

I JUST CAN'T HIDE

 

WITH A SMILE ON MY HEART AND A

FLOWER IN MY HAND

GIRL, I'D LOVE TO BE WITH YOU ON THE

ON THE SAND SO GRAND

 

CHORUS:

WHEN IT RAINS I'LL BE YOUR UMBRELLA

I'M SO GLAD TO BE YOUR FELLA

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE ZOO

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

 

BECAUSE I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES

EVERYDAY

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES,

MAKES ME HAPPY - BUT AFRAID

 

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES

ALL DAY AND NIGHT

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES,

GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL ALRIGHT

 

IF I WERE A PIRATE,

YOU'D BE MY HOOK

ABOUT OUR TENDER LOVEMAKING, GIRL,

I COULD WRITE A BOOK

 

YOU'RE THE SPARKLE IN MY WINE AND THE

PEA IN MY POD

WHEN WE GET TOGETHER, GIRL,

IT'LL BE REAL HOT

 

CHORUS:

WHEN IT RAINS I'LL BE YOUR UMBRELLA

I'M SO GLAD TO BE YOUR FELLA

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE ZOO

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

 

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES

EVERY DAY

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES,

MAKES ME HAPPY - BUT AFRAID

 

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES

ALL DAY AND NIGHT

I'VE GOT WATERFALL WISHES,

GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL ALRIGHT

 

 

IN MY HEART THERE'S A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

AS I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,

AT THE LIGHTS IN THE SKY

IT BRINGS BACK THE MEMORIES,

AND A TEAR TO MY EYE

 

I SEE THE STAR THAT WE PICKED,

AS THE LANDMARK OF OUR LOVE

OUR LOVE WOULD NEVER DIE,

AS LONG AS IT WAS LIT ABOVE

 

CHORUS:

IN MY HEART THERE'S A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU

IT'S STILL INSIDE ME,

EVEN THOUGH THAT WE'RE THROUGH

 

YOU WERE MY ANGEL,

MY GIFT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE

BUT THAT STAR’S ALL I HAVE

LEFT OF OUR PAST LOVE

 

WE'D LIE UNDER THAT STAR,

ON MANY A SOFT CLEAR NIGHT

WE'D LIE ON THE GREEN, GREEN GRASS

AND HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHT

 

UNTIL MY ACTIONS ECLIPSED

THE SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE

ALL MY APOLOGIES,

THEY WOULD NEVER BE ENOUGH

 

CHORUS:

IN MY HEART THERE'S A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU

IT'S STILL INSIDE ME,

EVEN THOUGH THAT WE'RE THROUGH

 

YOU WERE MY ANGEL,

MY GIFT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE

BUT THAT STAR'S ALL I HAVE LEFT, ALL I HAVE LEFT

ALL I HAVE LEFT OF OUR PAST LOVE

 

I’M SORRY THAT I STRAYED

YOUR TENDER LOVE

I NEVER SHOULD’VE BETRAYED

 

I TURNED MY BACK ON YOU

FOR ONE NIGHT WITH SOMEONE ELSE

BABY, BABY,

SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO KILL MYSELF

 

CHORUS:

IN MY HEART THERE'S A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU

IT'S STILL INSIDE ME,

EVEN THOUGH THAT WE'RE THROUGH

 

YOU WERE MY ANGEL,

MY GIFT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE

BUT THAT STAR'S ALL I HAVE LEFT, ALL I HAVE LEFT

ALL I HAVE LEFT OF OUR PAST LOVE

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"MORBID FLORIST"  [REISSUE]

CD  - RELAPSE RECORDS [1998]

- 1 / 0. HELLO, I LOVE YOU

1. SOME SONGS

2. SONG #5

3. CHUMP CHANGE

4. SLOW SONG FROM SPLIT 7"

5. UNBELIEVABLE

6. SIEGE

7. GRATEFUL DEAD

8. I DON'T WANNA DANCE

9. EVEN MORE SONGS

10. RADIO HIT

11. SOME MORE SONGS

12. MORRISSEY

13. SONG #6

14. GUY LOMBARDO

15. BONUS TRACK

 

 

HELLO, I LOVE YOU

(Originally by THE DOORS, 1968)

Hidden Track In The Pre-Gap Of Track 1

NOT LISTED

 

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, LET ME JUMP IN YOUR GAME.

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, LET ME JUMP IN YOUR GAME.

 

SHE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET

BLIND TO EVERY EYE SHE MEETS.

DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE THE GUY

TO MAKE THE QUEEN OF THE ANGELS SIGH?

 

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, LET ME JUMP IN YOUR GAME.

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

HELLO, I LOVE YOU, WON'T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

 

SHE HOLDS HER HEAD SO HIGH

LIKE A STATUE IN THE SKY.

HER ARMS ARE WICKED AND HER LEGS ARE LONG

WHEN SHE MOVES, MY BRAIN SCREAMS OUT THIS SONG.

 

SIDEWALK CROUCHES AT HER FEET

LIKE A DOG THAT BEGS FOR SOMETHING SWEET.

DO YOU HOPE TO MAKE HER SEE, YOU FOOL?

DO YOU HOPE TO PLUCK THIS DUSKY JEWEL?

 

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO,

HELLO...

 

 

RADIO HIT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

WHY WON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME ALONE

ALWAYS DRIVING UP TO MASS OR HARASS ME ON THE PHONE

I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND I CAN'T STAND YOU

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY

I'VE TRIED SAYING FUCK OFF AND EVEN LIED AND SAID I'M GAY

YOU'RE TOTALLY ANNOYING WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT FUCKING JEW

 

CHORUS:

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

I CAN'T STAND YOU, YOU FAT FUCKING JEW,

I CAN'T STAND YOU, I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"IT JUST GETS WORSE"

CD - EARACHE RECORDS [1999]

1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS

THEY ASKED FOR IT

2. EASY E GOT A.I.D.S. FROM F. MERCURY

3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON

5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS

6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO)

8. I PAID J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US

11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU

13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG

16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL

17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

18. I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK

20. I ATE YOUR HORSE

21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG

23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE

25. INTO THE OVEN

26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID

27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE

THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS

28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED

29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

30. DICTATORS ARE COOL

31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL

32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT

33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWESOME

34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

35. CHRIS BARNES IS A PUSSY

36. TIM IS GAY

37. BT/AC

38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT

39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE

OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN

 

 

I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS

THEY ASKED FOR IT

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Nate Linehan)

 

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT

CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

Pre-Chorus:

D-U-M-B

C-U-N-T

 

Chorus:

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT

YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

Pre-Chorus:

D-U-M-B

C-U-N-T

 

Chorus:

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU DESERVED IT,

YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

 

EASY E GOT A.I.D.S. FROM F. MERCURY

Original Censored Title:

>>> EAZY E GOT A.I.D.S. FROM FREDDIE MERCURY <<<

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK,YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN

YOU THOUGHT FREDDIE WAS THE CUTEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN

YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

YOU TOOK AN H.I.V. TEST,YOU DIDN'T PASS

 

CHORUS:

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

 

YOU WENT OUT TO DINNER, FREDDIE WORE A LEASH

YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDIE ATE QUICHE

NOW FREDDIE'S GONE AND HE'S IN HEAVEN

AT HIS WAKE, YOU ATE WATERMELON

 

CHORUS:

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

EAZY E, GOT H.I.V., FROM FREDDIE, MERCURY

 

 

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

 

WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

 

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D

BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED

I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL

I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

 

 

LAUGHING WHILE LEONARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING

 

Chorus:

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY

I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

 

YOU WERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT

YOU WERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT

YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM

THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN F.B.I. AGENT

 

Chorus:

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY

I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

 

 

I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS

(by Seth Putnam)

 

Chorus:

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE,

SHE COMPLAINS WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS

SHE'S ALWAYS A WHINING CUNT,

YOU CAVE IN CUZ YOU'RE A FAG

 

Chorus:

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER

THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS

IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU

BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TOO

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

 

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

 (by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER

HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU

I WAS WATCHING AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST

AND SENT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW

 

Chorus:

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

 

I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000

SO I SENT INTERNMENT CAMP FOOTAGE

I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN

SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION

 

Chorus:

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE

TO AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

 

 

RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK

YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WERE ON NBC

LONDON'S CALLING AND THEY’RE CALLING YOU GAY

 

Chorus:

RANCID SUCKS, RANCID SUCKS,

RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS, RANCID SUCKS,

RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAWK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

 

Chorus:

RANCID SUCKS, RANCID SUCKS,

RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS, RANCID SUCKS,

RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

 

I PAID J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

[Intro]

“THIS IS JIM HOWELL, PULLING UP THE DIPSTICK ON THE ECONOMY”

 

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM

WE WERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT

I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY

TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET

 

Chorus:

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCHLITZ

WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW

WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES

HE YANKED YOU AWAY AND FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS

 

Chorus:

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED,

YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED,

YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

 

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED,

YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED,

YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

 

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED

I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR A TRAIN

I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE

SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

 

Chorus:

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LINE, BUT THE TRACKS WERE RED

I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MOMMY WAS DEAD

 

Chorus:

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT

THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE

TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN

 

Chorus:

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

 

EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

THERE’S 3 OF US, THERE’S 6 OF YOU

WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY

YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY

 

Chorus:

ENT ARE SCARED OF US

ENT ARE SCARED OF US

YOU ARE FUCKING GAY

ENT ARE SCARED OF US

 

FIRST YOU RIPPED OFF DISCHARGE, THEN NAPALM DEATH

YOU'RE GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS, PLUS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

WE’RE FASTER THAN YOU, WE’RE HEAVIER THAN YOU

WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU, AND DEAN HAS A DUMB HAIRCUT

 

Chorus:

ENT ARE SCARED OF US

ENT ARE SCARED

THEY’RE FUCKING A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

AND THEY’RE FUCKING GAY

 

 

YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE A ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES

DRINKING A FRAPPACINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY

YOU’VE GOT A KORN SHIRT AND TRIBAL TATTOOS

YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU

 

ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

 

I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT

YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

TWO GUYS WERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST

YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

 

Chorus:

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

 

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU

THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS

EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE

I SEND HIM A THANK YOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

 

Chorus:

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

 

 

I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS,

AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY

I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS,

YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME

 

IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP,

SO I LIT IT ON FIRE

FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER,

THEN IT SHUT UP

 

Chorus:

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM,

AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING

YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY,

AND I STARTED TO LAUGH

 

YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER,

BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO

YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROASTED

SOME MARSHMELLOWS ON YOUR KID

 

Chorus:

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

BABY ON FIRE

 

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR,

I LIT YOUR

STUPID BABY ON FIRE

 

 

BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Derek Coughlin)

 

YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG

YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOU’RE 500 POUNDS

YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH

HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOUR FAT

 

Chorus:

BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

 

YOU LOOK… CENSORED!

A BIG, F…  CENSORED!

YOU’LL HAVE… CENSORED! …R HAIR

THE LIME… CENSORED! … IN THE OVEN

 

Chorus:

BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

BODY BY AUSCHWITZ

 

 

I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND

YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG

YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS LOVED YOU

AND THEN I RAN IT OVER

 

Chorus:

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB,

AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB,

AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

 

I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET

AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS

I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU

 

Chorus:

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB,

AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB,

AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD

 

 

SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY

FOR A BETTER LIFE

YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING

IN A LEAKY BOAT

 

YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY,

SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR,

YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME

 

Chorus:

SWEATSHOPS - YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RICE

SWEATSHOPS - YOUR HOME’S INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS - 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS - I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UNDERPAID

I'M GLAD YOU GET RIPPED OFF

YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO GO ON WELFARE

YOU SUCK GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DIG OFF

 

Chorus:

SWEATSHOPS - YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RICE

SWEATSHOPS - YOUR HOME’S INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS - 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS - I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

 

WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

Chorus:

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

I SAID WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG, ALRIGHT!

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER

YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE WITH DINNER

YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER

YOU WANTED A CAREER

 

Pre-Chorus:

PUNCH… CENSORED!

THEN… CENSORED! … BORED

SO I KI… CENSORED! … YOU IN

THE STO… CENSORED!

 

Chorus:

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMEN,

NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG, UH!

 

YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD

YOU WANT TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER

YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID

 

Pre-Chorus:

PUNCH… CENSORED!

THEN… CENSORED! … BORED

SO I KI… CENSORED! … YOU IN

THE STO… CENSORED!

 

[OUTRO]

WOMEN,

YOU ACT LIKE A SLUT!

 

 

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU FUCKING DYKE

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN

YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER

YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

 

Chorus:

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

 

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING

YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD

YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE

YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

 

Chorus:

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

 

 

YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCKS

Original Censored Title:

>>> CONNOR CLAPTON COMMITTED SUICIDE

BECAUSE HIS FATHER SUCKS <<<

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

CHORUS:

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS,

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS,

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY,

AND HE'S FUCKING GAY.

 

YOUR FATHER'S THE 4TH WORST SONGWRITER,

AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER, AND PETTY

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS,

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

 

CHORUS:

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS,

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS,

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY,

AND HE'S FUCKING GAY.

 

YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP IN SCHOOL,

BECAUSE YOUR DAD'S SONGS SUCKED SO BAD

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT",

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

 

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDN'T DIE

BECAUSE I HATE THAT SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"

I WAS GLAD YOU DIED, UNTIL HE WROTE THAT SONG,

AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

 

 

I ATE YOUR HORSE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE

YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE OF IT THAN YOURSELF

YOU COMBED IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY

I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT

 

Chorus:

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE THE NEXT MORNING

YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES

I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY

THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WITH THE LEG BONE

 

Chorus:

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Alison Dunn)

 

Chorus:

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER

HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER

HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN

HE WAS ALSO A NON-SMOKER

 

Chorus:

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS

HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION

IF HITLER WERE ALIVE TODAY

HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

 

Chorus:

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

 

YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Alison Dunn)

 

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR

MALE PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY

YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN

SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG

 

1st Chorus:

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OFF WHO ARE GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OFF WHO ARE GAY

 

WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STEWART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE

LUCKILY YOU WERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS

YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM

WHILE LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS,

AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS

 

2nd Chorus:

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

 

 

I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S., SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

(by Seth Putnam)

 

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F. MERCURY INTO YOUR SON’S ROOM

I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED

YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE

THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

 

Chorus:

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS,

SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS,

SO I COULD WATCH YOU CRY

 

YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH

AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU

I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH

SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU

 

Chorus:

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS,

SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS,

SO I COULD WATCH YOU CRY

 

BRACES, (BRACES)

SUMMER CAMP, (SUMMER CAMP)

COLLAGE, (COLLAGE)

YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

FOOD, (FOOD)

CLOTHING, (CLOTHING)

TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, (TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD)

YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

BIRTHDAYS, (BIRTHDAYS)

CHRISTMAS, (CHRISTMAS)

THE TOOTH FAIRY, (THE TOOTH FAIRY)

YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

LUNCH MONEY, (LUNCH MONEY)

FIELD TRIPS, (FIELD TRIPS)

TOYS, (TOYS)

YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

 

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU

I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME

I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CHINESE RESTAURANT’S WINDOW

I MET HER AT AN UPSIDEDOWN CROSS SHOW

 

Chorus:

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER

 

LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS

I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD

NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BAND WENT NOWHERE

 

Chorus:

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE - YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER

 

 

INTO THE OVEN

(by Seth Putnam)

 

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM

THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF

THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE

PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE

 

Chorus:

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN

I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND

I THINK IT’S REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID

I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING

 

Chorus:

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

 

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE

AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW

HE ENDED UP

AT A NAMBLA MEETING

 

I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR

AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED

I GAVE HIM PICTURES

OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM

 

Chorus:

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID

ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS PYLE,

ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS PYLE

ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS PYLE

 

THE NEXT DAY THERE

WAS A LINE AT YOUR DOOR

ARTIMUS PYLE

WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS

 

YOUR KID HAD A LOCK

OF ARTIMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS

YOUR KID MADE ARTIMUS'

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

 

Chorus:

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID

ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS PYLE,

ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS PYLE

ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS PYLE, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS, ARTIMUS PYLE

 

LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO BE YOUR FAVORITE BAND

UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KID’S DICK IN HIS HAND

 

 

THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE

THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU

STUPID

CUNT

 

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS - YOU DON'T

YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION - THEY DON'T

YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU - HE DOES

YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEING NICE TO YOU

WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK - HE WASN'T

 

YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE - HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH - HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK - HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE - HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

 

YOU THINK YOU'RE

ONE

OF THE GUYS

 

YOU THINK

YOU'RE ALL

GOOD FRIENDS

 

YOU'RE

EVENTUALLY

GOING TO

GET RAPED

 

YOU

STUPID

FUCKING

CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

 

I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES

THEN I HEARD YOUR KID JUST DIED

SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES

SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

 

Chorus:

YOUR KID DIED,

AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

YOUR KID DIED,

AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE

I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KID’S COFFIN

YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING

SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

 

Chorus:

YOUR KID DIED,

AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

YOUR KID DIED,

AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN

YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F

YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE

I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON

IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

 

Chorus:

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

 

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT

FOR THE 3rd OR 4th TIME

YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH

THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK

SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

I’D OFFER TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE

IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT

I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

 

Chorus:

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

 

 

DICTATORS ARE COOL

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

POL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE

IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER

PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER

ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR

 

Chorus:

DICTATORS

ARE COOL

DICTATORS

ARE COOL

 

MUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE

HITLER HAD A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MUSTACHE

DICK MANITOBA GRABBED MY GIRLFRIEND’S TITS

MARK MENDOZA WAS IN TWISTED SISTER

 

Chorus:

DICTATORS

ARE COOL

DICTATORS

ARE FUCKING COOL

 

 

DEADBEAT DADS ARE COOL

(by Seth Putnam)

 

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT?

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY

SHE WAS TOO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION

SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS

 

Chorus:

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT

DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT

DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT

IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT

 

Chorus:

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

 

I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN

I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG

I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WERE A SAILOR"

I'M GONNA BRING 3 LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE MORBID ANGEL

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE UPSIDEDOWN CROSS

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE AL STEWART

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

Chorus:

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

HE WAS MUCH BETTER WITH BATTEAU

BUT HE’S STILL HEAVIER THAN SIX FEET UNDER

I'M GONNA DRINK 5 CASES OF BEER BEFORE THE SHOW

AND SMOKE TONS OF POT, CRACK AND DUST

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE JUDAS PRIEST

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE BLACK SABBATH

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED

TO SEE PHRANC

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

Chorus:

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

 

BEING IGNORANT IS AWESOME

(by Seth Putnam)

 

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES

I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS

I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN

 

1st VERSE:

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CAN’T DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

Chorus:

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CAN’T DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

Chorus:

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I

DON'T WANT

TO READ THE PAPER

 

I

DON'T WANT

TO SEE THE NEWS

 

I DON'T WANT

TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON

 

I

JUST WANT

TO KEEP HATING YOU

 

 

YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK

THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

Chorus:

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN

THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF

THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

Chorus:

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

I KICKED YOU,

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA

YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A PUSSY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS

YOU WERE AFRAID OF US

YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY

YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVE THE DAY

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET,

SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING

YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR

AND WANTED TO START A BAND

 

YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE

BECAUSE YOU SUCK

YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER

AND THEY SUCK TOO

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A

FAGGOT

- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

 

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG

BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR ROADIES FIGHT FOR YOU

IF YOU’RE SO BRUTAL, WHY WON’T YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF?

YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY

 

 

TIM IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

TIM IS REALLY, REALLY GAY

(TIM IS GAY)

HE'S FUCKING FUCKING REALLY GAY

(TIM IS GAY)

 

TIM IS REALLY, REALLY GAY

(TIM IS GAY)

HE'S FUCKING REALLY FUCKING GAY

 

TIM MORSE,

YOU ARE GAY

 

TIM IS

TIM IS GAY,

TIM IS GAY,

(TIM IS)

TIM IS SUCH A QUEER

(SUCH A QUEER)

 

TIM IS GAY,

TIM IS GAY,

TIM IS GAY, TIM IS GAY, TIM IS GAY, TIM IS GAY,

(TIM IS GAY)…

 

TIM,

YOU'RE GAY…

 

(TIM IS GAY)…

 

TIM,

PLEASE, FACE IT,

YOU'RE GAY

 

TIM IS REALLY, REALLY GAY

(YOU'RE

GAY)

 

TIM IS REALLY, REALLY GAY

(YOU

FAG)

 

TIM IS REALLY, REALLY GAY

(YOU'RE

QUEER)

 

TIM IS FUCKING REALLY GAY

(FUCK

YOU)

 

TIM, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

 

 

BT/AC

(by AxCx)

 

“NO LYRICS, MAKING FUN OF KEVIN SHARP'S TERRIBLE VOCALS”

 

 

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

(by Seth Putnam)

 

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS

AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME

IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND

I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

 

Chorus:

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT

I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW

BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY

SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

Chorus:

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED A PU PU PLATTER

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING

IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG

WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT

I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

 

 

I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE

OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

[INTRO]

“I WOULD LIKE TO WORK HERE WITHOUT BEING HARASSED”

 

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED

WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PINCH YOUR ASS

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD

YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

 

1st Chorus:

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY

I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL

I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK

SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT

 

2nd Chorus:

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING CUNT

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING BITCH

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU STUPID CUNT

 

[OUTRO]

“LEAVE ME ALONE!”

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

ANAL CUNT / THE RAUNCHOUS BROTHERS

SPLIT 7" EP - MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS [2000]

1. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

2. I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

3. HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST

4. SAY SAY SAY

5. I'M HITLER

 

 

THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

 

HE DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR THAT BRAT

SO HE SHOT THAT FUCKING KID UP WITH A.I.D.S.

THAT RETARD THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD FIND OUT

BUT EVERYONE KNEW HE WORKED AT A HOSPITAL

 

NOW HE'S GETTING SHOT UP WITH A.I.D.S.

BY A 12" BLACK SYRINGE IN PRISON

EVERYONE'S UPSET THAT HE DID IT

I THINK IT'S FUNNY, TOO BAD HE DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

 

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

 

A.I.D.S. - THE GUY

A.I.D.S. - WHO SHOT

A.I.D.S. - HIS KID UP WITH

A.I.D.S. - A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

 

A.I.D.S. - HE RULES,

A.I.D.S. - HE'S

A.I.D.S. - FUCKING

A.I.D.S. - COOL

 

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

 

 

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I KIDNAPPED MR. PEABODY AND HIS "WAY BACK MACHINE"

WHEN WE GOT THERE I SOLD HIM TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I PUNCHED EVERY GIRL I SAW IN THE FACE

ON THE WAY TO THE BOOTH TO VOTE FOR HITLER

 

CHORUS:

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I KIDNAPPED MR. PEABODY AND HIS "WAY BACK MACHINE"

WHEN WE GOT THERE I SOLD HIM TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I PUNCHED EVERY GIRL I SAW IN THE FACE

ON THE WAY TO THE BOOTH TO VOTE FOR HITLER

 

CHORUS:

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

 

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

 

ADOLF HITLER

ADOLF HITLER

ADOLF HITLER

 

 

HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST

 

OTHER PEOPLE WERE FUCKED WITH TOO

BUT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOU

FAGGOTS, GYPSIES, OTHERS TOO

BUT YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT YOU

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

YOU'RE AS GREEDY WITH MONEY AS YOU ARE WITH GUILT

SO YOU HAD A HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL BUILT

NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE OR RACES

BUT I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING WHINING FACES

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

 

SAY SAY SAY

[A parody of the song "SAY SAY SAY", originally released

by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson in 1983]

 

SAY SAY SAY

THAT'S FUCKING GAY!

 

 

I'M HITLER

 

FIRST VERSE:

LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

 

SECOND VERSE:

LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

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"THRASH OF THE TITANS"

LP COMPILATION - KNOW RECORDS [2000]

SIDE 1

 

ANAL CUNT

5. BEATING UP HIPPIES FOR THEIR DRUGS AT A PHISH CONCERT

6. FRED SHITBREATH

7. YOU QUIT DOING HEROIN, YOU PUSSY

 

 

BEATING UP HIPPIES FOR THEIR DRUGS AT A PHISH CONCERT

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

YOUR VAN’S A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD STICKER ON IT

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

 

FIRST I STOLE YOUR NITROUS

THEN I STOLE YOUR ACID

THEN I STOLE YOUR MUSHROOMS

THEN I KICKED YOUR ASS

 

THEN I STOLE YOUR POT

THEN I STOLE YOUR BEER

THEN I STOLE YOUR TICKETS

AND SOLD THEM FOR CRACK

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

YOUR VAN’S A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD STICKER ON IT

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

 

FIRST I STOLE YOUR NITROUS

THEN I STOLE YOUR ACID

THEN I STOLE YOUR MUSHROOMS

THEN I KICKED YOUR ASS

 

THEN I STOLE YOUR POT

THEN I STOLE YOUR BEER

THEN I STOLE YOUR TICKETS

AND SOLD THEM FOR CRACK

 

 

FRED SHITBREATH

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

ANAL CUNT / FLÄCHENBRAND

SPLIT 7" EP - REGURGITATED SEMEN RECORDS [2001]

1. ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT

2. I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT

3. THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

4. I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE

5. BONUS TRACK #5

 

 

ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT

 

HARVEY FIERSTEIN TOLD ME YOU GUYS RULED

JOHN ZORN CALLED TO TELL ME YOU'RE GREAT

THE CALLER I.D. WAS FROM A GAY BAR

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK

 

ANY GUY WHO LIKES YOU

LIKE NEUROSIS AND DICKS UP HIS ASS

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ORIGINAL

GAY BARS USED TO BE ORIGINAL TOO

 

YOU NEVER GET BAD REVIEWS

BECAUSE ALL THE WRITERS SHOOT UP CUM

EVERYONE WHO LIKES YOU

IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT

 

[OUTRO]

FAGGOT!

 

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT

 

GUYS USED TO ALWAYS BUY YOU DRINKS

AND THEY'D ALWAYS KISS YOUR ASS

NOW YOU JUST HAVE ONE TIT

HA HA YOU STUPID CUNT

 

I ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D GET A.I.D.S.

BUT BREAST CANCER WILL DO

NOW YOU'VE JUST GOT ONE TIT

BUT YOU USED TO HAVE TWO

 

A DRUNK GUY TRIED TO FEEL YOU UP

BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THERE

SO HE PUNCHED YOU IN THE TEETH

AND STOLE YOUR MONEY, CUNT

 

I ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D GET A.I.D.S.

BUT BREAST CANCER WILL DO

NOW YOU'VE JUST GOT ONE TIT

BUT YOU USED TO HAVE TWO

 

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

YOU TOOTHLESS INBRED RETARD

WHY DO YOU STILL EVEN CARE

THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR

YOU'RE MAD CUZ YOUR TRAILER HAS A FLAT TIRE

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY GAIN

BY BREAKING THE COUNTRY IN TWO

YOUR OVERALLS ARE GAY

LET GO OF YOUR SISTERS TIT

 

I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU MAKE MOONSHINE

IT'S EVEN COOLER WHEN YOU GO BLIND FROM DRINKING IT

HOW COME YOUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T REALIZE

THEY'D LOSE CUZ THEIR PRESIDENT WAS NAMED AFTER BOSS HOGG

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

 

I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE

 

WE JUST WANTED TO SOUND LIKE SHIT

BUT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE AVANT GARDE

YOU THOUGHT WE WENT TO ART SCHOOL

BUT WE WORKED AT GAS STATIONS

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE LIBERAL AND ARTY

YOU TRIED TO ACT WIERD AND PRETEND YOU WERE VIOLENT

WHEN I WHIPPED CHAIRS AT YOU, YOU CAN OFF AND CRIED

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

ONCE YOU REALIZED WE HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU

YOU FINALLY STOPPED COMING TO OUR SHOWS

NOW THERE'S LESS FAGGOTS, LESS PEOPLE WITH GLASSES

LESS KNOW IT ALL EGGHEADS, NO MORE JAZZ FAGS

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

 

BONUS TRACK #5

“SUNG IN THE KEY OF GENE SIMMONS COUNTING MONEY”

 

[INTRO]

YEAH!

 

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

I OWN A BANK MACHINE

YOU ONLY TOOK OUT 10

I CHARGED YOU FOR 19

 

I SAID YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

I'M A JEW NAMED GENE

 

I SAID YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

BETTER LOOK OUT!

I SAID YOU'D BETTER LOOK OUT!

OH YEAH!

 

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"DEFENDERS OF THE HATE"

7" EP - MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS [2001]

SIDE 1:

1. ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

2. LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY

3. YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

4. HEBOSAURUS

5. EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WOMEN,

YOU STILL SUCK YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

SIDE 2:

1. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

2. OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED

3. WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE

4. THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY

5. YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK

6. BONUS TRACK #4 (LIVE)

 

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

WHY DO YOU THINK WE THROW STUFF AT YOU?

 

YOU OWN ALL OUR CD'S - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU OWN ALL OUR 7"S - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU BOUGHT ALL OUR T-SHIRTS - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU GO TO ALL OUR SHOWS - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

 

CHORUS:

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

 

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE SINGING ABOUT - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE CARE ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE WON'T FUCK UP YOUR CLUB - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE CARE IF YOU LIKE US - YOU'RE WRONG

 

CHORUS:

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

 

IF WE'RE NICE TO YOU,

IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BROKE

OR UNLESS YOU GOT SOME DRUGS TO SMOKE

 

WHEN THE DRUGS ARE GONE,

THEN WE ARE TOO

THEN WE'LL GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF YOU

 

FAN VOICE: "BUT I'VE SUPPORTED YOU GUYS FOR SO LONG"

FAGGOT!

 

 

LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

FRED DURST IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

HE THINKS HE'S BLACK, BUT HE'S JUST GAY

HE CANCELLED A SHOW CUZ HE SPRAINED HIS ANKLE

HE'S ALSO A FUCKING MIDGET

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

THE GUITARIST WEARS A MASK

TO HIDE THE CUM STAINS ON HIS FACE

THEY'RE THE GAYEST BAND I'VE EVER SEEN

AND I'VE SEEN THE CULTURE CLUB LIVE

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

 

FRED WEARS A HAT TO HIDE HIS BALDNESS

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BLACKS THINK HE'S COOL

I WISH HE'D BEATEN AND RAPED BY SOME BLACK GUY

AND SEE IF HE STILL WANTS TO BE BLACK

 

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

 

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

 

I DRANK A CASE OF WHISKEY

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE JEANINE JIZM

I DRANK ANOTHER CASE OF WHISKEY

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE ROSEANNE BARR

 

CHORUS:

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

I DRANK A CASE OF EVERCLEAR

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE SHEILA MICHAELS

I DRANK ANOTHER CASE OF EVERCLEAR

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE ILEANA DOUGLAS

 

CHORUS:

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

 

HEBOSAURUS

(by Seth Putnam and Alison Putnam)

 

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HEBE

YOU'RE ALWAYS FREEBASING PENNIES

YOU WENT TO A PLASTIC SURGEON

AND GOT YOUR NOSE ENLARGED

 

CHORUS:

YOU'VE GOT A TATTOO OF A PENNY - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR UNCLE'S MURRAY LENDER - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO YENTIL - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A BAGEL - YOU'RE A HEBESAURUS

 

YOU HAVE A YAMAKA WELDED ON YOUR HEAD

YOU'VE TRIED TO SHOOT UP MONEY

YOU BEAT OFF INSIDE OF BANKS

I WANT TO STUFF YOU IN AN OVEN

 

CHORUS:

YOU'VE GOT A TATTOO OF A DRADLE - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU IDOLIZE GENE SIMMONS - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU THINK SCOTT IAN'S COOL - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE MATZOBALLS - YOU'RE A FUCKING HEBOSAURUS

 

 

EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WOMEN,

YOU STILL SUCK YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Alison Putnam)

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

YOU WEAR A TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

I HATE WOMEN, YOU DO TOO

BUT YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

IT'S COOL THEY BEAT UP WOMEN WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR HEAD

IT'S COOL THEY BEAT UP WOMEN WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR FACE

THOSE CUNTS HAVE TO COVER THEIR FUCKING ANKLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU RIDE A CAMEL

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

 

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

JACQUES MORALI WROTE THE HEAVIEST MUSIC EVER

GLENN HUGHES HAD A DEEPER VOICE THAN WILL FROM MORTICIAN

HE WORE CHAINS BEFORE SLAYER AND VENOM

JACQUES MORALI WAS PORTRAYED BY STEVE GUTTENBERG

 

CHORUS 1:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK JEFF OLSON WAS BETTER COWBOY - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK RAY SIMPSON WAS A BETTER COP - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK Y.M.C.A. WAS THEIR BEST SONG - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

ALL DEATH METAL SONGS WERE RIPPED OFF FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE

"EVIL DEAD" BY DEATH IS ACTUALLY "LIBERATION"

FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

WILL RAHMER LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

NO, MORBID FLORIST WASN'T A REFERENCE TO WILL RAHMER

 

CHORUS 2:

IF YOU THINK DEATH WERE GOOD AFTER THEIR DEMOS

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK RAPE IS WRONG - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WASN'T FUNNY - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK OF HELLHAMMER AS THE DRUMMER OF MAYHEM

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y YOU'RE GAY

 

 

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT

YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN AN OSCAR FOR ADOPTION

I HOPE YOUR KIDS KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR WIFE

AMISTAD IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN

 

CHORUS:

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

 

HOW COME ALL THE BLACK EXTRAS AND SLAVES

HAD NAMES, BUT THE WHITE ONES DIDN'T

I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR GAY MOVIES

AMISTAD WAS AN EXCUSE TO BULLY YOUR WAY TO AN OSCAR

 

CHORUS:

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

 

 

WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE

(by Seth Putnam and Alison Putnam)

 

YOUR CHARACTERS SUPPOSED TO BE 40

BUT YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 80

THE MAKE-UP DEPARTMENT SHOULD WIN AN EMMY

FOR MAKING PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE ALIVE

 

CHORUS:

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

 

YOU'RE THE WORST SINGER I HAVE EVER HEARD

YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN I AM

YOU SHOULD BE CLIMBING OUT OF A GRAVE

WHILE YOU SING THE FUCKING THEME SONG

 

CHORUS:

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

 

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT EMBALMED

AND WERE SHOPPING FOR A COFFIN

YOUR PARTNER LOOKS FUCKING STUPID

BEING BLACK AND WEARING A COWBOY HAT

 

 

THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

INTRO:

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY

 

I'M NOT AFRAID OF FAGGOTS

BUT I LIKE MAKING FUN OF THEM

IT WAS MADE-UP BY SOME P.C. FAGGOT

TO MAKE FAG HATERS LOOK STUPID

 

THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY

(YOU’RE GAY)

 

ANTI-HOMOPHOBE BY BRUTAL TRUTH

IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO BE P.C.

KEVIN'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A HOMOPHOBE

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT

 

OUTRO:

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY…

 

 

YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH JAIME FROM HATEBREED

EVEN CHRIS BARNES WON'T BLOW YOU AGAIN

YOU HEARD ALL KIKES HAVE TO GET CIRCUMCIZED

YOU FANTASIZED ABOUT SOME RABBI GRABBING YOUR DICK

 

CHORUS:

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

 

AFTER YOU GOT CIRCUMCIZED

GUYS STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU

IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU WERE A FAG BEFORE

NOW YOU'RE A GAY FAGGOT JEW

 

CHORUS:

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

 

 

BONUS TRACK #4 (LIVE)

 

INTRO:

"LET'S DO A KISS SONG

'CAUSE GENE SIMMONS IS A TOTAL FUCKING JEW"

 

VERSE 1:

WELL, I WENT TO THE BANK

AND I PUT A LOT OF MONEY IN IT

I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BANK

BANK

YEAH, BANK

THE BANK

 

OUTRO:

YEAH, I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BANK

'CAUSE I'M JEWISH

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"13 BANDS WHO THINK YOU'RE GAY"

LP COMPILATION - MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS [2004]

SIDE ONE:

 

ANAL CUNT

1. HA HA HALOCAUST

2. WE'RE NOT "IN DA HOUSE" YOU FUCKING WIGGER

 

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

 

I GOT BORED OF WRITING RAPE SONGS

THEN I REMEMBERED THE HOLOCAUST

I COULDN'T WRITE BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

CHORUS:

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKING P.C.

TO ADMIT HITLER WAS FUNNY

HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

WATCHING PEOPLE BULLDOZED INTO A DITCH?

 

CHORUS:

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

 

WE'RE NOT "IN DA HOUSE" YOU FUCKING WIGGER

 

REAL NIGGERS ALWAYS USE YOU

REAL WHITES THINK YOU SUCK

YOU WANT TO GIVE US PROPS

BUT WE HATE YOU, YOU WIGGER

 

CHORUS:

YOU THINK YOU'RE BLACK - YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL - YOU'RE NOT

YOU'RE NOT BLACK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU THINK YOU FIT IN - NIGGERS HATE YOU

 

TALK LIKE A WHITE MAN

OR I'LL BEAT YOUR FACE IN

YOU'RE NOT DOCTOR DRE

STOP THINKING YOU'RE BLACK

 

CHORUS:

YOU THINK YOU'RE BLACK - YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL - YOU'RE NOT

YOU'RE NOT BLACK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU THINK YOU FIT IN - NIGGERS HATE YOU

↑ TOP SONGLIST ↑

"DEFENDERS OF THE HATE"

CD - MENACE TO SOBRIETY RECORDS [2007]

1. ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

2. LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY

3. YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

4. HEBOSAURUS

5. EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WOMEN, YOU STILL SUCK, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

6. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

7. OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED

8. WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE

9. THE WORD 'HOMOPHOBIC' IS GAY

10. YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK

11. BONUS TRACK #4

12. YOU QUIT DOING HEROIN, YOU PUSSY

13. FRED SHITBREATH

14. BEATING UP HIPPIES FOR THEIR DRUGS AT A PHISH CONCERT

15. ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLENGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT

16. I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT

17. THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

18. I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE

19. BONUS TRACK #5

20. HA HA HALOCAUST

21. WE'RE NOT 'IN DA HOUSE' YOU FUCKING WIGGER

 

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

WHY DO YOU THINK WE THROW STUFF AT YOU?

 

YOU OWN ALL OUR CD'S - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU OWN ALL OUR 7"S - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU BOUGHT ALL OUR T-SHIRTS - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

YOU GO TO ALL OUR SHOWS - YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE GAY

 

CHORUS:

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

 

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE SINGING ABOUT - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE CARE ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE WON'T FUCK UP YOUR CLUB - YOU'RE WRONG

YOU THINK WE CARE IF YOU LIKE US - YOU'RE WRONG

 

CHORUS:

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

 

ALL OUR FANS ARE

GAY

ALL OUR FANS ARE GAY

 

IF WE'RE NICE TO YOU,

IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BROKE

OR UNLESS YOU GOT SOME DRUGS TO SMOKE

 

WHEN THE DRUGS ARE GONE,

THEN WE ARE TOO

THEN WE'LL GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF YOU

 

FAN VOICE: "BUT I'VE SUPPORTED YOU GUYS FOR SO LONG"

FAGGOT!

 

 

LIMP BIZKIT THINK THEY'RE BLACK, BUT THEY'RE JUST GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

 

FRED DURST IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

HE THINKS HE'S BLACK, BUT HE'S JUST GAY

HE CANCELLED A SHOW CUZ HE SPRAINED HIS ANKLE

HE'S ALSO A FUCKING MIDGET

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

THE GUITARIST WEARS A MASK

TO HIDE THE CUM STAINS ON HIS FACE

THEY'RE THE GAYEST BAND I'VE EVER SEEN

AND I'VE SEEN THE CULTURE CLUB LIVE

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING BLACK,

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING GAY

 

FRED WEARS A HAT TO HIDE HIS BALDNESS

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BLACKS THINK HE'S COOL

I WISH HE'D BEATEN AND RAPED BY SOME BLACK GUY

AND SEE IF HE STILL WANTS TO BE BLACK

 

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE, SO I JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

 

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

 

I DRANK A CASE OF WHISKEY

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE JEANINE JIZM

I DRANK ANOTHER CASE OF WHISKEY

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE ROSEANNE BARR

 

CHORUS:

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

I DRANK A CASE OF EVERCLEAR

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE SHEILA MICHAELS

I DRANK ANOTHER CASE OF EVERCLEAR

AND YOU LOOKED LIKE ILEANA DOUGLAS

 

CHORUS:

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

YOU WERE TOO UGLY TO RAPE,

SO I BEAT YOU UP

WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU,

I HAD TO THROW UP

 

 

HEBOSAURUS

(by Seth Putnam and Alison Putnam)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" 7" EP version

(by Seth Putnam)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" CD version

 

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HEBE

YOU'RE ALWAYS FREEBASING PENNIES

YOU WENT TO A PLASTIC SURGEON

AND GOT YOUR NOSE ENLARGED

 

CHORUS:

YOU'VE GOT A TATTOO OF A PENNY - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR UNCLE'S MURRAY LENDER - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO YENTIL - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A BAGEL - YOU'RE A HEBESAURUS

 

YOU HAVE A YAMAKA WELDED ON YOUR HEAD

YOU'VE TRIED TO SHOOT UP MONEY

YOU BEAT OFF INSIDE OF BANKS

I WANT TO STUFF YOU IN AN OVEN

 

CHORUS:

YOU'VE GOT A TATTOO OF A DRADLE - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU IDOLIZE GENE SIMMONS - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOU THINK SCOTT IAN'S COOL - YOU'RE A HEBOSAURUS

YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE MATZOBALLS - YOU'RE A FUCKING HEBOSAURUS

 

 

EVEN THOUGH YOUR CULTURE OPPRESSES WOMEN,

YOU STILL SUCK YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin and Alison Putnam)

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

YOU WEAR A TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

I HATE WOMEN, YOU DO TOO

BUT YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

IT'S COOL THEY BEAT UP WOMEN WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR HEAD

IT'S COOL THEY BEAT UP WOMEN WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR FACE

THOSE CUNTS HAVE TO COVER THEIR FUCKING ANKLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU RIDE A CAMEL

 

CHORUS:

TOWELHEAD, TOWELHEAD.

TOWELHEAD, YOU FUCKING TOWELHEAD

 

 

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

JACQUES MORALI WROTE THE HEAVIEST MUSIC EVER

GLENN HUGHES HAD A DEEPER VOICE THAN WILL FROM MORTICIAN

HE WORE CHAINS BEFORE SLAYER AND VENOM

JACQUES MORALI WAS PORTRAYED BY STEVE GUTTENBERG

 

CHORUS 1:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK JEFF OLSON WAS BETTER COWBOY - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK RAY SIMPSON WAS A BETTER COP - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK Y.M.C.A. WAS THEIR BEST SONG - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

ALL DEATH METAL SONGS WERE RIPPED OFF FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE

"EVIL DEAD" BY DEATH IS ACTUALLY "LIBERATION"

FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

WILL RAHMER LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

NO, MORBID FLORIST WASN'T A REFERENCE TO WILL RAHMER

 

CHORUS 2:

IF YOU THINK DEATH WERE GOOD AFTER THEIR DEMOS

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK RAPE IS WRONG - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WASN'T FUNNY - YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU THINK OF HELLHAMMER AS THE DRUMMER OF MAYHEM

- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y YOU'RE GAY

 

 

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED

(by Seth Putnam)

 

YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT

YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN AN OSCAR FOR ADOPTION

I HOPE YOUR KIDS KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR WIFE

AMISTAD IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN

 

CHORUS:

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

 

HOW COME ALL THE BLACK EXTRAS AND SLAVES

HAD NAMES, BUT THE WHITE ONES DIDN'T

I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR GAY MOVIES

AMISTAD WAS AN EXCUSE TO BULLY YOUR WAY TO AN OSCAR

 

CHORUS:

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED,

OBVIOUSLY ADOPTED, FUCK YOU SPIELBERG

 

 

WALKER, TEXAS CORPSE

(by Seth Putnam and Alison Putnam)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" 7" EP version

(by Seth Putnam)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" CD version

 

YOUR CHARACTERS SUPPOSED TO BE 40

BUT YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 80

THE MAKE-UP DEPARTMENT SHOULD WIN AN EMMY

FOR MAKING PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE ALIVE

 

CHORUS:

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

 

YOU'RE THE WORST SINGER I HAVE EVER HEARD

YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN I AM

YOU SHOULD BE CLIMBING OUT OF A GRAVE

WHILE YOU SING THE FUCKING THEME SONG

 

CHORUS:

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

CHUCK NORRIS - YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING OLD

 

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT EMBALMED

AND WERE SHOPPING FOR A COFFIN

YOUR PARTNER LOOKS FUCKING STUPID

BEING BLACK AND WEARING A COWBOY HAT

 

 

THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY

(by Seth Putnam)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" 7" EP version

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

as written in the "DEFENDERS OF THE HATE" CD version

 

INTRO:

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY

 

I'M NOT AFRAID OF FAGGOTS

BUT I LIKE MAKING FUN OF THEM

IT WAS MADE-UP BY SOME P.C. FAGGOT

TO MAKE FAG HATERS LOOK STUPID

 

THE WORD HOMOPHOBIC IS GAY

(YOU’RE GAY)

 

ANTI-HOMOPHOBE BY BRUTAL TRUTH

IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO BE P.C.

KEVIN'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A HOMOPHOBE

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT

 

OUTRO:

GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY…

 

 

YOU CONVERTED TO JUDAISM SO A GUY WOULD TOUCH YOUR DICK

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

 

YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH JAIME FROM HATEBREED

EVEN CHRIS BARNES WON'T BLOW YOU AGAIN

YOU HEARD ALL KIKES HAVE TO GET CIRCUMCIZED

YOU FANTASIZED ABOUT SOME RABBI GRABBING YOUR DICK

 

CHORUS:

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

 

AFTER YOU GOT CIRCUMCIZED

GUYS STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU

IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU WERE A FAG BEFORE

NOW YOU'RE A GAY FAGGOT JEW

 

CHORUS:

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

NO ONE WOULD TOUCH YOU, NOW YOU'RE A JEW

YOU FUCKING HEBE, NOW YOU'RE A KIKE

 

 

BONUS TRACK #4

 

INTRO:

"LET'S DO A KISS SONG

'CAUSE GENE SIMMONS IS A TOTAL FUCKING JEW"

 

VERSE 1:

WELL, I WENT TO THE BANK

AND I PUT A LOT OF MONEY IN IT

I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BANK

BANK

YEAH, BANK

THE BANK

 

OUTRO:

YEAH, I PUT THE MONEY IN THE BANK

'CAUSE I'M JEWISH

 

 

FRED SHITBREATH

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

 

 

BEATING UP HIPPIES FOR THEIR DRUGS AT A PHISH CONCERT

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

YOUR VAN’S A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD STICKER ON IT

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

 

FIRST I STOLE YOUR NITROUS

THEN I STOLE YOUR ACID

THEN I STOLE YOUR MUSHROOMS

THEN I KICKED YOUR ASS

 

THEN I STOLE YOUR POT

THEN I STOLE YOUR BEER

THEN I STOLE YOUR TICKETS

AND SOLD THEM FOR CRACK

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

YOUR VAN’S A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD STICKER ON IT

SO I STOLE YOUR DRUGS

 

FIRST I STOLE YOUR NITROUS

THEN I STOLE YOUR ACID

THEN I STOLE YOUR MUSHROOMS

THEN I KICKED YOUR ASS

 

THEN I STOLE YOUR POT

THEN I STOLE YOUR BEER

THEN I STOLE YOUR TICKETS

AND SOLD THEM FOR CRACK

 

 

ANYONE WHO LIKES THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN IS A FAGGOT

 

HARVEY FIERSTEIN TOLD ME YOU GUYS RULED

JOHN ZORN CALLED TO TELL ME YOU'RE GREAT

THE CALLER I.D. WAS FROM A GAY BAR

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK

 

ANY GUY WHO LIKES YOU

LIKE NEUROSIS AND DICKS UP HIS ASS

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ORIGINAL

GAY BARS USED TO BE ORIGINAL TOO

 

YOU NEVER GET BAD REVIEWS

BECAUSE ALL THE WRITERS SHOOT UP CUM

EVERYONE WHO LIKES YOU

IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT

 

[OUTRO]

FAGGOT!

 

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT BREAST CANCER, CUNT

 

GUYS USED TO ALWAYS BUY YOU DRINKS

AND THEY'D ALWAYS KISS YOUR ASS

NOW YOU JUST HAVE ONE TIT

HA HA YOU STUPID CUNT

 

I ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D GET A.I.D.S.

BUT BREAST CANCER WILL DO

NOW YOU'VE JUST GOT ONE TIT

BUT YOU USED TO HAVE TWO

 

A DRUNK GUY TRIED TO FEEL YOU UP

BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THERE

SO HE PUNCHED YOU IN THE TEETH

AND STOLE YOUR MONEY, CUNT

 

I ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D GET A.I.D.S.

BUT BREAST CANCER WILL DO

NOW YOU'VE JUST GOT ONE TIT

BUT YOU USED TO HAVE TWO

 

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

YOU TOOTHLESS INBRED RETARD

WHY DO YOU STILL EVEN CARE

THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR

YOU'RE MAD CUZ YOUR TRAILER HAS A FLAT TIRE

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY GAIN

BY BREAKING THE COUNTRY IN TWO

YOUR OVERALLS ARE GAY

LET GO OF YOUR SISTERS TIT

 

I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU MAKE MOONSHINE

IT'S EVEN COOLER WHEN YOU GO BLIND FROM DRINKING IT

HOW COME YOUR ANCESTORS DIDN'T REALIZE

THEY'D LOSE CUZ THEIR PRESIDENT WAS NAMED AFTER BOSS HOGG

 

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

THE SOUTH WON'T RISE AGAIN

 

 

I'M GLAD JAZZ FAGGOTS DON'T LIKE US ANYMORE

 

WE JUST WANTED TO SOUND LIKE SHIT

BUT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE AVANT GARDE

YOU THOUGHT WE WENT TO ART SCHOOL

BUT WE WORKED AT GAS STATIONS

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE LIBERAL AND ARTY

YOU TRIED TO ACT WIERD AND PRETEND YOU WERE VIOLENT

WHEN I WHIPPED CHAIRS AT YOU, YOU CAN OFF AND CRIED

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

ONCE YOU REALIZED WE HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU

YOU FINALLY STOPPED COMING TO OUR SHOWS

NOW THERE'S LESS FAGGOTS, LESS PEOPLE WITH GLASSES

LESS KNOW IT ALL EGGHEADS, NO MORE JAZZ FAGS

 

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HATE YOU

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

FUCK OFF ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

 

 

BONUS TRACK #5

(“SUNG IN THE KEY OF GENE SIMMONS COUNTING MONEY”)

 

[INTRO]

YEAH!

 

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

I OWN A BANK MACHINE

YOU ONLY TOOK OUT 10

I CHARGED YOU FOR 19

 

I SAID YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

I'M A JEW NAMED GENE

 

I SAID YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

BETTER LOOK OUT!

I SAID YOU'D BETTER LOOK OUT!

OH YEAH!

 

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT

 

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

 

I GOT BORED OF WRITING RAPE SONGS

THEN I REMEMBERED THE HOLOCAUST

I COULDN'T WRITE BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

CHORUS:

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKING P.C.

TO ADMIT HITLER WAS FUNNY

HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

WATCHING PEOPLE BULLDOZED INTO A DITCH?

 

CHORUS:

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

HA HA HALOCAUST

I'M GLAD LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED

 

 

WE'RE NOT 'IN DA HOUSE' YOU FUCKING WIGGER

 

REAL NIGGERS ALWAYS USE YOU

REAL WHITES THINK YOU SUCK

YOU WANT TO GIVE US PROPS

BUT WE HATE YOU, YOU WIGGER

 

CHORUS:

YOU THINK YOU'RE BLACK - YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL - YOU'RE NOT

YOU'RE NOT BLACK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU THINK YOU FIT IN - NIGGERS HATE YOU

 

TALK LIKE A WHITE MAN

OR I'LL BEAT YOUR FACE IN

YOU'RE NOT DOCTOR DRE

STOP THINKING YOU'RE BLACK

 

CHORUS:

YOU THINK YOU'RE BLACK - YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL - YOU'RE NOT

YOU'RE NOT BLACK - YOU'RE GAY

YOU THINK YOU FIT IN - NIGGERS HATE YOU

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"OLD STUFF PART 3"

CD - WICKED SICK RECORDS [2008]

LP - LIMITED APPEAL RECORDS [2009]

1. YOU OWN A STORE (DEMO VERSION)

2. VALUJET (DEMO VERSION)

3. FRED SHITBREATH (DEMO VERSION)

4. YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL (DEMO VERSION)

5. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED (DEMO VERSION)

6. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU (DEMO VERSION)

7. THE INTERNET IS GAY (DEMO VERSION)

8. BONUS TRACK #2

9. THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

10. I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

11. HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST

12. SAY, SAY, SAY

13. I'M HITLER

14. I THOUGHT HITLER WAS COOL UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE DIDN'T DRINK

15. RELIGIOUS VOMIT

16. OLDE TYME HARDCORE

17. I'M GLAD I'M NOT A GIRL

18. I HATE JED DAVIS, HE SUCKS AND HE'S GAY

19. THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

20. KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

21. IT'S ALRIGHT / SABBRA CADABRA / BLOW ON A JUG

22. YOUR GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

23. TWO TURDS AND A GOLF BALL

 

 

YOU OWN A STORE (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam, Josh Martin, Nate Linehan and Hillary Logee)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

HIDE YOUR DOGS, HIDE YOUR CATS

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU CAN'T DRIVE, YOUR FACE IS FLAT

- GOOK, GOOK

 

YOUR EYES AREN'T STRAIGHT, IT'S YOU I HATE

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU PICK RICE, WE BOMBED YOU TWICE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

 

YOUR ACCENT'S GAY, PLEASE GO AWAY

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU LOOK ALIKE, YOU RIDE A BIKE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

YOU OWN A STORE, I KICKED IN YOUR DOOR

- GOOK, GOOK

YOU FUCKING GOOK, YOU MAKE ME PUKE

- GOOK, GOOK

 

CHORUS:

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOK

 

 

VALUJET (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

YOU FUCKING JEW

YOU WANTED TO SAVE 50 BUCKS

YOU WERE TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA

NOW YOU'RE AN ALLIGATOR'S LUNCH

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

ARE YOU A JEW

OR JUST FUCKING GAY

TOO CHEAP TO FLY DELTA

OR T.W.A.

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

AT LEAST THE PLANE WAS FILLED,

WITH WHITE TRASH, JEWS, AND BLACKS

NOW YOU'RE VALUJET

ALLIGATOR SNACKS

 

CHORUS:

FIND YOUR EARLY GRAVES IN THE EVERGLADES

- VALUJET, VALUJET

OVER PRICES YOU DID QUIBBLE NOW THE ALLIGATORS NIBBLE

- VALUJET, VALUJET

HITLER SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF IT NOW YOU'RE ALLIGATOR SHIT

- VALUJET, VALUJET

YOU STUPID FUCKING JEW YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE FLEW

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

- VALUJET, VALUJET

 

 

FRED SHITBREATH (DEMO VERSION)

(Original Version on "THRASH OF THE TITANS" LP Compilation, 2000)

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

EVEN PAULA PARSONS WOULDN'T KISS YOU

YOUR BREATH IS WORSE THAN GG'S ASS

I ALMOST PUKED WHILE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT A TV

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE REALLY FAST

 

HIS NAME IS FRED AND HE LOOKS DIVORCED

HE'S A LOSER THAT WORKS AT ANN AND HOPE

ONLY TOM PASCUAL RIVALS HIS SHITTY BREATH

I WISH HE'D DRINK A GALLON OF SCOPE

 

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED SHITBREATH

 

 

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

YOUR PARENTS PAID YOUR TUITION AND BOUGHT YOU A BERET

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

ARE YOU IN COLLEGE OR 13TH GRADE?

THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOUR PARENTS COULD HAVE SAVED

 

CHORUS:

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

 

YOUR PARENTS PAID YOUR TUITION AND BOUGHT YOU A BERET

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

ARE YOU IN COLLEGE OR 13TH GRADE?

THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOUR PARENTS COULD HAVE SAVED

 

CHORUS:

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

FAG, FAG, FAG,

YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL

 

FAG!

 

 

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam and Tim Morse)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

CLUBBED FOOT,

LAZY EYE,

CLEFT PALATE,

WEBBED HANDS

 

CHORUS:

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

 

MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS,

SCOLIOSIS,

SCURVY,

H.I.V.

 

CHORUS:

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

 

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED, OI! OI! OI!

YOUR KID IS DEFORMED!

 

 

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam and Josh Martin)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY,

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT NORWAY

NO ONE CAN STAND THE WAY YOU TALK,

EXCEPT YOUR GIRLFRIEND,THE GREASY WOP

 

1ST CHORUS:

EVERYONE MISTAKES YOU FOR A JEW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

YOU HAVE HOOK NOSE LIKE A FUCKING JEW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

 

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE,

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPIC, A 5 FOOT JOKE

EVERY SHOW YOU BOOK IS A FUCKING FLOP,

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET AND YOUR BROAD'S A WOP

 

2ND CHORUS:

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR LAST SHOW DREW

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

YOU'RE ABOUT AS TALL AS TATTOO

YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU

 

YOUR FAVORITE LETTER'S F

FLUNK - YOU FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL

FLOP - EVERY SHOW THAT YOU DO

FAIL - EVERY CLASS THAT YOU TAKE

FRIENDS - NOT ONE YOU CAN MAKE

 

 

THE INTERNET IS GAY (DEMO VERSION)

(by Seth Putnam)

[Original Version on "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE" CD, 1997]

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY

YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

THE INTERNET

IS FUCKING

GAY

 

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT,

YOU FUCKING LOSER,

QUEER, NERD...

 

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS

YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY

YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

 

 

THE GUY WHO SHOT HIS KID UP WITH A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

 

HE DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR THAT BRAT

SO HE SHOT THAT FUCKING KID UP WITH A.I.D.S.

THAT RETARD THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD FIND OUT

BUT EVERYONE KNEW HE WORKED AT A HOSPITAL

 

NOW HE'S GETTING SHOT UP WITH A.I.D.S.

BY A 12" BLACK SYRINGE IN PRISON

EVERYONE'S UPSET THAT HE DID IT

I THINK IT'S FUNNY, TOO BAD HE DIDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

 

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

 

A.I.D.S. - THE GUY

A.I.D.S. - WHO SHOT

A.I.D.S. - HIS KID UP WITH

A.I.D.S. - A.I.D.S. IS AWESOME

 

A.I.D.S. - HE RULES,

A.I.D.S. - HE'S

A.I.D.S. - FUCKING

A.I.D.S. - COOL

 

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S.

 

 

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I KIDNAPPED MR. PEABODY AND HIS "WAY BACK MACHINE"

WHEN WE GOT THERE I SOLD HIM TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I PUNCHED EVERY GIRL I SAW IN THE FACE

ON THE WAY TO THE BOOTH TO VOTE FOR HITLER

 

CHORUS:

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I KIDNAPPED MR. PEABODY AND HIS "WAY BACK MACHINE"

WHEN WE GOT THERE I SOLD HIM TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I PUNCHED EVERY GIRL I SAW IN THE FACE

ON THE WAY TO THE BOOTH TO VOTE FOR HITLER

 

CHORUS:

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND VOTED FOR HITLER

VOTED FOR HITLER

 

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

 

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

I JUST VOTED FOR

ADOLF HITLER

 

ADOLF HITLER

ADOLF HITLER

ADOLF HITLER

 

 

HOGGING UP THE HOLOCAUST

 

OTHER PEOPLE WERE FUCKED WITH TOO

BUT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOU

FAGGOTS, GYPSIES, OTHERS TOO

BUT YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT YOU

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

YOU'RE AS GREEDY WITH MONEY AS YOU ARE WITH GUILT

SO YOU HAD A HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL BUILT

NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE OR RACES

BUT I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING WHINING FACES

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

HOGGING UP

HOGGING UP THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST

 

 

SAY, SAY, SAY

[A parody of the song "SAY SAY SAY", originally released

by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson in 1983]

 

SAY, SAY, SAY

THAT'S FUCKING GAY!

 

 

I'M HITLER

 

FIRST VERSE:

LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

 

SECOND VERSE:

LYRICS LOST

 

CHORUS:

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M BACK, I'M HITLER

 

 

RELIGIOUS VOMIT

(Originally by DEAD KENNEDYS, 1981)

 

CHORUS:

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME SICK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

 

THEY ALL CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE THE TRUTH

THEY’LL SET YOU FREE

JUST GIVE ‘EM MONEY AND THEY’LL SET YOU FREE

FREE FOR A FEE

 

THEY CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE “THE ANSWER”

WHEN THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW THE QUESTION

THEY’RE JUST A BUNCH OF LIARS

THEY JUST WANT YOUR MONEY

THEY JUST WANT YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS

 

CHORUS:

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME SICK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

 

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA BLEAH

 

...

CHORUS:

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME SICK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

 

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP

ALL RELIGIONS SUCK

ALL RELIGIONS MAKE ME WANNA BLEAH

 

[OUTRO]

THEY REALLY MAKE ME SICK

THEY REALLY MAKE ME SICK

THEY REALLY MAKE ME SICK

THEY REALLY MAKE ME SICK

THEY REALLY MAKE ME SICK

THEY REALLY MAKE ME ILL

 

 

OLDE TYME HARDCORE

(Originally by SLAPSHOT, 1996)

 

SOMETHING DEED

INSIDE OF ME

SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER SEE

 

BUT I BELIEVE

THAT ALL IS LOST

AND NOTHING'S REAL

'TIL WE CAN BRING BACK

 

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

 

THEY SAY WE CHANGED

WE LOST OUR WAY

SAID WE SAW OUT BETTER DAYS

 

YOU'RE ALL THE SAME

YOU TURNED YOUR BACKS

SAID WE'RE FAKE

YOU MADE A MISTAKE

 

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

 

DONE MY TIME I GOT NOTHING TO PROVE

IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE

IT'S EASY TO JUDGE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY FIFTEEN

BUT IT MUST BE GREAT TO KNOW EVERYTHING

 

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

 

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE

THE MORE THEY STAY

AND VALUES SEEM TO FADE AWAY

 

HOW CAN I CARE

ABOUT THESE THINGS

I TRY TO FIGHT

TO TRY AND BRING BACK

 

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

OLD TYME HARDCORE

 

 

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

(Originally by PANTERA,1996)

[Actually: "The Great Southern Trendkill / Rock The World",

but the second part of the song is unlisted.]

 

IT’S WEARING ON MY MIND,

I’M SPEAKING ALL MY DOUBTS ALOUD

YOU ROB A DEAD MANS GRAVE,

THEN FLAUNT IT LIKE YOU DID CREATE

 

IF I HIT BOTTOM AND EVERYTHING'S GONE

IN THE GREAT MISSISSIPPI, PLEASE DROWN ME AND RUN

IT’S DIGGING TIME AGAIN,

YOU’RE NURTURING THE WEAKEST TREND

 

THOSE WITH THE HEART AND THE BRAIN TO GET PAST THIS

CAN SPOT A PATHETIC WITHOUT EVEN ASKING

 

FUCK YOUR MAGAZINE,

AND FUCK THE LONG DEAD PLASTIC SCENE

PIERCE A NEW HOLE,

IF HELL WAS “IN” YOU’D GIVE YOUR SOUL

 

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

 

BUY IT AT A STORE,

FROM MTV TO ON THE FLOOR

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A STAR,

IT’S PROOF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

 

IF I HIT BOTTOM AND EVERYTHING'S GONE

IN THE GREAT MISSISSIPPI, PLEASE DROWN ME AND RUN

IT’S BULLSHIT TIME AGAIN,

YOU’LL SAVE THE WORLD WITHIN YOUR TREND

 

THOSE WITH THE HEART AND THE BRAIN TO GET PAST THIS

CAN SPOT A PATHETIC WITHOUT EVEN ASKING

 

POLITICALLY RELIEVED,

YOU’RE PRODUCT SOLD AND WELL RECEIVED

THE RIGHT WORDS SPOKEN GOLD,

IF I WAS GOD YOU’D SELL YOUR SOUL TO…

 

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

 

LET'S DO THIS 80'S STYLE

 

(Original Song: "ROCK THE WORLD" by PANTERA,1988)

 

IN THESE TIMES OF CONFUSION AND SIN

WE MUST REDEEM OUR HUMAN WAYS

THIS FORCE THAT FIGHTS

WILL FIGHT TILL IT DIES

AND RISE AGAIN TO SAVE THE DAY

 

[CHORUS]

WE ALL

ROCK, ROCK THE WORLD

WE ALL

ROCK, ROCK THE WORLD

 

(GOODBYE)

 

WE ALL (GOODBYE)

ROCK, ROCK THE WORLD

(GOODBYE)

 

(GOODBYE)

WE ALL

ROCK, ROCK THE WORLD

(GOODBYE)...

 

 

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1973

 

WELL PEOPLE LOOK AND PEOPLE STARE

WELL I DON’T THINK THAT I EVEN CARE

YOU WORK YOUR LIFE AWAY AND WHAT DO THEY GIVE?

YOU’RE ONLY KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

KILLING YOURSELF

 

JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

PAIN, SUFFERING AND MISERY

IT’S NOT THE WAY THAT THE WORLD WAS PLANNED

IT’S A PITY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

 

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

 

I’M TELLING YOU

BELIEVE IN ME

NOBODY ELSE WILL TELL YOU

OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE LIES, OH YEAH

 

YOU THINK THAT I’M CRAZY AND BABY

I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE

BEFORE THAT YOU KNOW IT I THINK

THAT YOU’LL GO CRAZY TOO

 

I DON’T KNOW IF I’M UP OR DOWN

WHETHER BLACK IS WHITE OR BLUE IS BROWN

THE COLORS IN MY LIFE ARE ALL DIFFERENT SOMEHOW

LITTLE BOY BLUE’S A BIG GIRL NOW

 

SO YOU THINK IT’S ME WHO’S STRANGE

BUT YOU’VE NEVER HAD TO MAKE THE CHANGE

NEVER GIVE YOUR TRUST AWAY

YOU’LL END UP PAYING ’TIL YOUR DYING DAY

 

 

IT'S ALRIGHT

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1976

 

TOLD YOU ONCE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS

'CAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS SEEKING

BUT THEY’LL NEVER FIND IT

IT’S ALRIGHT,

IT’S AL...

 

 

SABBRA CADABRA

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1973

(Original Song: "ABRACADABRA" by THE STEVE MILLER BAND, 1982)

 

[VERSE 1]

I HEAT UP

I CAN'T COOL DOWN

YOU GOT ME SPINNIN'

'ROUND AND 'ROUND

 

'ROUND AND 'ROUND

AND 'ROUND IT GOES

WHERE IT STOPS

NOBODY KNOWS

 

[VERSE 2]

EVERY TIME YOU CALL MY NAME

I HEAT UP

LIKE A BURNIN' FLAME

 

BURNIN' FLAME

FULL OF DESIRE

KISS ME, BABY

LET THE FIRE GET HIGHER

 

[CHORUS]

SABBRA, SABBRA CADABRA

I WANNA REACH OUT AND GRAB YA

SABBRA, SABBRA CADABRA

SABBRA CADABRA

 

 

BLOW ON A JUG

Song based upon composition written by Black Sabbath

(Iommi/Osbourne/Butler/Ward) in 1975

 

BLOW ON A JUG

BLOW ON A JUG

BE LIKE ME AND BLOW ON A JUG

I WANT YOU TO BLOW ON A JUG

...

 

 

YOUR GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

On CD version released by WICKED SICK RECORDS in 2008

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

On LP version released by LIMITED APPEAL RECORDS in 2009

Original Title: "YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE"

by MORRISSEY, 1992

 

WITH THE WORLD'S FATE RESTING ON YOUR SHOULDERS

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

YOU CAN'T DO IT BY YOURSELF ANY LONGER

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

 

SOMEONE KINDLY TOLD ME THAT YOU WASTED

EIGHT OF NINE LIVES

GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK BEFORE YOU BREAK DOWN

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

 

AND HERE I AM,

AND HERE I AM

WELL, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK SO PLEASED

 

DAY OR NIGHT, THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

DAY OR NIGHT, THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE

 

AND HERE I AM,

AND HERE I AM!

WELL, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK SO PLEASED

 

 

TWO TURDS AND A GOLF BALL

 

TWO TURDS AND A GOLF BALL